God What A Hopeless Virgin He Is (I Love Him When Hes All The Red Flags In Existence)

God what a hopeless virgin he is (I love him when he’s all the red flags in existence)

Oh.. :/

neurodivergent child: *asks a lot of questions because something doesn’t make sense to them*

parent: why are you arguing with me.

reblog to bite your mutuals

Hi off fandom and TF2 fandom

Childhood stories have to be the weirdest and funniest things we’ve ever done, and ykw I love that.

Now thinking back to when I was on a scooter with my dad and we were trying to cross the road, but the sidewalk on the other side stuck up from the road, and the curb made him fall onto me (very big and tall dude while I was a small 10-11 year old). Yeahh one of my front teeth went through my upper lip and ate shit (not the first time but heyyy I have a scar now)

The thing is, my nostrils are weirdly big and long, but not seemingly on the outside. If it helps at all i shoved a rock up my nose and my dad had to pry it from my nose with chopsticks

OH MY GOD 😭 ??????