Things Ill Not Call You A Whore For:

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

Dewther :3

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Bonus: ghouls bullying Aether

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

Even the photographer isn't safe from Sodo 💀

Video Credits: _missgrim_ on Tiktok

uuh so. this is the soonest I've ever bought concert tickets after finding a new band to listen to, fuck yeah I'm hyped

One random evening you give listening to sleep token another chance and two days later your mind is playing "the night comes down like heaven" on loop so much that the line follows you in your dreams and is STILL IN YOUR BRAIN THE NEXT MORNING.

this is nothing but aggressive appreciation lol.