This Happens With Teaching High School Too. I Cant Stop Addressing Groups Of People As Chat

this happens with teaching high school too. i can’t stop addressing groups of people as “chat”

the thing they dont tell you about working with little kids is it wrecks your vocabulary. you hear a kid phrase something bizarrely in a way only a 5 year old can and now any time you lose shit youre like "it dissed appear"

is someone going to write crode getting down and dirty or do i have to do everything myself

common tongue

Rating: Explicit

Relationship: Halsin/Astarion, Karlach/Shadowheart, Shadowheart/Astarion, Halsin/Astarion/Shadowheart/Karlach

Characters: Astarion, Shadowheart, Karlach, Halsin

Additional Tags: Foursome - F/F/M/M, Explicit Sexual Content, Polyamory, Blood Drinking, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Rough Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Strap-Ons, Cunnilingus, Hair-pulling, Come Sharing, Kissing, Post-Coital Cuddling, Dirty Talk, Pet Names, Bad Puns

“You have to switch up your tactics, Shadowheart had advised, her head in his lap as Astarion combed through her then-black hair. “He’s not some perverted wretch in an alleyway looking for a good time. Have you tried just… being sweet about it?”

“Sweet?” He’d scoffed, smoothing a section of her hair out over his knee. “I’d like nothing more than to have that man tear me into ribbons. How could I possibly communicate that sweetly?”

(Or: Astarion and Shadowheart make a bet, Karlach spoils the fun, and Halsin spoils them all very thoroughly.)

Read here on AO3!

her unsettling freaky girl swag

First Crota Fireteam Beach AU (Pt. I) for @d2artevents Solar Embrace Vol. 5!

Summer fun in the Lunar Sea of Rains with Eris, Toland, Eriana, Omar, Vell, Wei and Sai ... but beware the Hellmouth, a mysterious marine sinkhole in which monsters are rumored to dwell!

eat your young

Chapter 1: starving, darling

Rating: Explicit

Relationship: Astarion/The Dark Urge

Characters: Astarion, The Dark Urge, Original Female Character(s), Bhaal (Mentioned)

Additional Tags: Named Female Dark Urge, Vampire Ascendant Astarion, Vampire Adoption, Consensual Mind Control, Explicit Sexual Content, Canon-Typical Violence, Dysfunctional Family, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, Implied Child Loss

Summary: The Vampire Ascendant of Baldur’s Gate and his Bhaalspawn bride decide to start a family of their own. In their foolish ignorance, they fail to realize that having a child is no different than crafting a blade only one of them can wield.

Read chapter 1 here on AO3!