"A Meeting With The Spider, Is Somehow Anything But. ""Where Oh Where, Pray Tell, Is Your Ghost?"

"A meeting with the spider, is somehow anything but. " "Where oh where, pray tell, is your ghost?"

common tongue

Rating: Explicit

Relationship: Halsin/Astarion, Karlach/Shadowheart, Shadowheart/Astarion, Halsin/Astarion/Shadowheart/Karlach

Characters: Astarion, Shadowheart, Karlach, Halsin

Additional Tags: Foursome - F/F/M/M, Explicit Sexual Content, Polyamory, Blood Drinking, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Rough Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Strap-Ons, Cunnilingus, Hair-pulling, Come Sharing, Kissing, Post-Coital Cuddling, Dirty Talk, Pet Names, Bad Puns

“You have to switch up your tactics, Shadowheart had advised, her head in his lap as Astarion combed through her then-black hair. “He’s not some perverted wretch in an alleyway looking for a good time. Have you tried just… being sweet about it?”

“Sweet?” He’d scoffed, smoothing a section of her hair out over his knee. “I’d like nothing more than to have that man tear me into ribbons. How could I possibly communicate that sweetly?”

(Or: Astarion and Shadowheart make a bet, Karlach spoils the fun, and Halsin spoils them all very thoroughly.)

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this is so true. eris fucked up by putting all her eggs in one hellmouth. she should have left sai omar and vell in the tower as a failsafe, like how they don’t let all the people who know the secret KFC recipe fly on the same plane

the polyamory couldn't save them in the end. but it matters that it was there

your boyfriend got caught in my flypaper again please come and get him i don't want to touch him he's really gross and he keeps crying

Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord