As A Cat Owner, I Am Here For ALLLLLL Of This

As a cat owner, I am here for ALLLLLL of this😂😂

Grimmjow’s whole plotline is just a super dramatic version of your cat meowing loudly, and stalking you everywhere because you didn’t feed them and when you do they will still do everything in their power to annoy you.

Grimmjow blowing a whole threw the wall when he could have just walked through the door? Your cat tearing through your blinds instead of just walking behind them to sit in the window.

Aizen telling Grimmjow to sit back down and Grimmjow just stares at him, prompting Aizen to force him to sit with his overbearing SP? The death stare you and your cat give each other before they knock a fucking glass off the table after you tell him not to seriously then whines when you take him off the table.

Grimmjow’s flashback? If your cat is an outside cat they will have a posse of friends of which they will assert their dominance over. It’s really awkward when you walk outside and they are just kind of chilling on your porch but you don’t say anything.

Grimmjow and Ichigo? Well if you have a dog or another cat that grew up with your main cat you know they play together often. Your main cat always wins but sometimes they get their shit knocked loose and looks shocked bc someone actually fought them back???? But they will come and get their lick back they always do.

Grimmjow persistently chasing Askin? Can you go anywhere in the house without your cat following you? And if you shut the door in their face you will come to find a paw desperately trying to open the door like a psychopath or they will meow loudly at crack of the door.

Go ahead, give me a Grimmjow scenario, I can PROMISE YOU I can liken it to common cat experience cat owners go through.

Aizen is actually the worst 😹😹

Sort of an add-on from this.

Almost every Spanish-speaking country has its own word for popcorn.

Me when I hear someone talking about Bleach💜

I am convinced Aizen actually needed those glasses he broke and that's why he has his eyes narrowed all the time. You can't convince me otherwise 😂

Dad!Jushiro is best Jushiro💜

Jushiro x kids (im not good at this, hopefully this doesn't sound awful, I just want fluff and love the idea of jushiro being a father X3)

Oh, sweet, Jushiro…. :)

Usually when you came home from work a wave of chaotic noise rolled over you the second you opened the door. Jushiro would be playing with the kids. Most days your twin 7 year old boys would be rolling around on the floor, rough and tumble, while Jushiro had tea with your 5 year old daughter, her dolls, and her stuffed animals. (She had lots of bunnies thanks to “Aunty” Rukia)

Today, however, was different. You opened the door to silence. You held back a  moment of elation…Please, please, let them all be at the park or Shunsui’s house!  Just having an hour or two to soak in a hot bubble bath and read a few uninterrupted chapters in your book would be heaven.

Then you saw them – the twins were conked out on the floor, toys still clutched in their hands and Jushiro was asleep on the couch with your daughter curled on his chest, her little hand loosely holding the lapel of Jushiro’s shihakusho. They all looked so peaceful and sweet. Maybe you’d get that bath after all, and maybe at least one chapter. 

You had just settled into the bubble bath with a sigh when Jushiro walked in. “Snuck right past me, eh?”

Your giggle echoed, “You all looked so peaceful I didn’t want to disturb you.”

He locked the bathroom door and began peeling off his uniform, “Uh-huh, and that new romance novel you’re reading had no influence at all.”

“None whatsoever.” You smiled as the last piece of cloth fell away, leaving him naked for your perusal. “Why would I care about romance made of paper and ink when the reality of what I have is so much better?”

He got into the tub with you and sighed contentedly when you slipped into his lap. He gathered you close, making your toes wiggle with a searing kiss. “How was your day, sweetheart?” He asked tucking a strand of hair behind your ear then letting his fingers trail down your neck. 

“Interesting. I got some news today from Captain Kotetsu.”

“Oh?” His eyes left your breasts and returned to your eyes, “You’re not ill, are you?”

“I will be for a while.” You smiled, “I’m pregnant.”

Jushiro’s face lit up so brightly. He laughed, hugged you close, kissed you with rapid pecks on your lips, “Another little Ukitake!” He kissed you again. “I’m so happy!”

You knew already how excited he would be, after all, when it came to Jushiro and kids his motto was: “There’s always room for one more.”

Bleached Shower Thoughts #1

If Grimmjow and Harribel had a baby, he would literally be Shark Boy from Shark Boy and Lava Girl.