Madeleine: If This Is About Those Stupid Tamagotchis, You Left Me With Six Of Them, Vickan! Taking Care

Madeleine: If this is about those stupid Tamagotchis, you left me with six of them, Vickan! Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!

Victoria: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health, and by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to like, ACTIVELY murder them in order for that to happen!

my mother died two years ago

and since then

i have been afraid of heartbreak in the same way

i care about people already dead

instead of people alive

parts of history

franz joseph instead of king charles

but she changed that

i had tried to make myself hate her in a way

but she seemed so kind

and i began to like her

and want to defend her from rude comments

even though she'll never read them

and i know that someday

in ten or twenty years

she will be dead

few people will care

for the "nobody wife of the forgotten son"

for the "diana clone"

for the "the irrelevant one"

for the "woman who's just not likeable"

but i shall

and i shall weep

“Never forget that Diana was Andrew's bestfriend. And I'm sure she would have remained friends with Andrew even if she knew Andrew was involved with Epstein. But I'm also sure that if that were revealed to the public, she would pretend she had no idea who Andrew was. And some people then try to make themselves feel better by claiming that Diana hated Andrew too, no people, Andrew is her second on the list of royals that she would save if the Palace burned down, the first is Fergie.” - Submitted by Anonymous

Harald: Let's play a game! Two truths and a lie.

Märtha Louise: I'll go first. My eyes are brown, I have a brother, and one time I escaped from a Thai drug lord's car trunk by bribing him with sex.

Harald: Right idea, Märtha, but you know what? It's gotta be more challenging for everybo-

Sonja: Her eyes are aqua.

Harald:

Harald: YOU DID WHAT?!

“If we are going to hate Charles and Camilla for having an affair when they were married I expect the same sentiment towards Diana and her married lovers.” - Submitted by Anonymous

“It just makes me cry thinking of the fact that Franz Ferdinand was buried in Artstetten Castle and not the imperial crypt with his mother, father and stepmother, because of who he loved and married. :(” - Submitted by Anonymous