Disappointed But Not Surprised How Pretty Much No One In The Sandman Fandom Cares That Hob Is A Literal

disappointed but not surprised how pretty much no one in the sandman fandom cares that hob is a literal slave trader. he's a white boy who's ~besties~ with another white boy! clearly he's a perfect cinnamon roll! don't let his gleeful profiteering from one of the greatest travesties in human history get in the way of the ship!

THE SANDMAN: A HOPE IN HELL (S01E04)

Hello please reblog this if you're okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

I love the headcanon that since escaping the fishbowl, Dream has an aversion to being naked. That he much prefers all the billowy cloaks and layers of clothes to cover him neck to toe. The Realm of Comfortable Clothing does not have a monarch, and so he claims the title for himself.

Then Death teaches him the human trick of taking clothes or blankets straight out of the dryer, when they’re in the optimal state of warm and cozy, and Dream about loses his mind over it. And if Lucienne later finds him on his throne, having wrapped himself up in a plush blanket burrito, well, she refrains from commenting on it.

mr gaiman I would like to apologise on behalf of the entire internet

May I again request a head pat in these trying times

There there.

Um.

There.