Making Another One Because

Making another one because

OMG guys Lele posted her super amazing Stardew headcanons 🫢🫢

STARDEW VALLEY HEADCANONS! PART 1!

Starting of real quick with my wife: Robin (divorced edition).

-Only remarried because she was in an extremely vulnerable state and Demetrius WAS charming at the beginning.

-Exclusively wore braids until her senior year

-Has a bad relationship with her mother due to her career (and later on love choices) and form of her expression, never being feminine enough.

-Loves Maru as much as Sebastian and would do anything for them, after the divorce she still cares for Maru (sort of canon?)

-She's a very chill and free-spirited mother, always letting Sebastian express himself as he pleased (although still worries sometimes that his non chalante attitude is actually more serious than it appears)

-After her divorce and her sister Veronica moves in, Robin starts to slip away from the ladies group, trying to find herself again, she feels very lonely truly (until the farmer shows up that is)

-She's a bit shut off to romance, specially not knowing she likes women, but the farmers charm, hard work and interest in her warms her up suprisingly quick

-I'll move on now because I could talk about this bitch for days ngl

Okay, Alex now!:

-Obviously closeted gay man

-Is terrified of what his grandfather would say once he comes to term with his sexuality

-Truly thinks the male farmer is just his newest best bro (goofy ass)

-Grasps on to the idea of being a professional grid ball player because deep down he thinks he's got nothing else going on for him other then his strength and physic.

-Everyone thinks Haley and Alex are going to end up together but they've been out to each other since highschool, letting people believe as they please

-Haley came out first after a girl in her cheer team kissed her drunk at a party, the next day when Alex did it she cried when she realized she felt nothing like the girl did and ended up telling him

-It took Alex 'till the male farmer moved to realise he himself was one, although every single sports magazine he has has a manly oiled up shirtless guy on the cover...

-Whenever he argues with the farmer he stops and thinks "am I my father?".

-Suprisingly, he's quite jealous, thinking MF has more then he brings the table, he likes to make sure EVERYONE knows they're dating

-In the summer, once he's closed up to the farmer, he expectantly waits for him everyday at the beach before going to his ice cream stand

-He gives his farmer ice cream for free in the summer, and when he can't go see him because of work he takes one home and leaves it in the cooler for him

-Actually a softy himbo, just has a lot of comphet

-Really ends up enjoying farm life due to all the physical work (and watching his husband work in the hot sun)

-His favourite movie is Top Gun and his favourite show is Dance moms (and thats final)

-Whenever he trains listening to music it's timberland 2000's cunt music (sadly is an imagine dragons enjoyer as well)

THAT'S IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!! YIPPY

Made a different version :D

No one is safe from me, not even the lord of the flies

Ur ginger, Irish and a lesbian

Like pick a struggle ✋🙄

Stop being gay, thank you 🥰🥰

Sucky balls

You are talking a lot of tomfoolery for someone that literally looks like this

And Jack Merridew is literally Jojo Siwa (Lord of the Lesbians)

@freakyelf-ontheshelf <3

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