Stardew Valley Alex - Tumblr Posts
Could you kindly write Alex and Sam from Stardew Valley with a reader who is a baker?
Of course I can! Also I apologize ahead of time for how short this is. Thank you for the request and I hope you enjoy :)
Alex:
He absolutely loves it!
It reminds him of Evelyn a lot, she is quite the baker herself
His heart would melt if you baked cookies with Evelyn <3
Is a horrendous cook/baker himself, so if he helps you it will most likely turn out absolutely horrible but he tried his best and that’s what counts 😭
He likes to bake with you but feels kinda bad when it turns out inedible :(
Bake some sweets for him when he’s having a bad day and he’ll be so delighted
He knows sweets are not the best for him so he’ll recommend other recipes for you to make that are much healthier and full of protein
Sam:
Can only bake if it’s by reading the box
He loves to bake with you even though he has no idea what he is doing
He only likes it when you bake food for him, anyone else’s is no where near as good in his mind
He even things your baking is better than his moms but he’ll never admit it out loud
Baking dates? More likely than you think
Will purposely smear icing and flour on you
If you do the same to him you will end up in a messy food war
I’m coming out about the fact that I’ve been playing Stardew Valley for half a year now
I don’t really know what to say, but @bluepatt and I got addicted to this game and then accidentally found our spouses (still crying because Linus told me no)
Also I have never drawn myself next to a playable character and I don’t really like such things BUT ALEX DID NOT GIVE ME A CHOICE 😭😡
Could we see more Alex from Stardew
sure! here’s a smitten, absolutely lovestruck boy
My farmer Azrael finally married Alex!
I deliberately held out til Year 4 so that I can feel my farmer Azrael and Alex’s relationship grow, even if the game doesn’t really let us do much during the boyfriend/girlfriend phase. Took me two years, taking my time, building up everything, before I finally proposed! Felt really worth it. Egg haven for my lovely himbo Stardew husband.
IRL I just started playing this game last year! Feeling a bit more pumped to make more progress especially now that my farmer’s married.
Here’s one of my Stardew Valley Farmers !!
Octavia “ Pickle “ Quincy, business school dropout, ex - circus clown, advocate for circus animal abuse, < lesbian 3, girl powerhouse, pig farmer, lover of funky clothes and rainbow print, Pig Mom of sweetheart Betty Lou, and Emily’s wife !! Her favorites include Pink Cake, Tom Kha Soup, Miner’s Treats, Spring Onions, and Summer Spangles. But under all circumstances, don’t give her Rice Pudding, Dandelions, Parsnips, Sashimi, or Joja Cola.
Another Voice Headcannon ; Alex. Bo Burnham. It came to me in a nightmare and I woke up in a cold sweat, but now it is in my head and it won't go away. ☕
As celebration for the ask of love and validation, please take this Lopverse! fever nightmare voiceclaim of Alex !! 💕✨🥂
✨ The Stardew Bachelors As Manipulate, Mansplain, Malewife Energy ✨
Manipulate ; Shane, Sebastian
Mansplain ; Alex, Sam
Malewife ; Harvey, Elliott
✨ Discuss ✨
✨ The Stardew Bachelors As Things My Dad Has Done ✨
Alex - Giving my mom his letterman jacket and then being pissed that he didn’t get it back for fifteen years. 🏈
Elliott - Tried to design floor plans for his dream house and gave up after the living room. 🏡
Harvey - “Why the fuck aren’t you taking care of yourself ? You’re sick, right ?? “ 🩺
Sam - Has gone on multiple, hour long tangents explaining the entire story and history of the X - Men. 🦸♂️
Sebastian - Plays his music through professional speakers as loudly as he can, regardless of the time of day. 🎶
Shane - Fell asleep while standing up and making a sandwich. 🥪
My Stardew Valley Sexuality Headcanons:
(These are subject to change)
Bachelorettes:
Abigail: Bisexual but prefers women
Emily: Asexual, panromantic
Haley: Lesbian
Leah: Also a lesbian
Maru: Bisexual but prefers men
Penny: Straight
Bachelors:
Alex: Gay
Elliott: Demisexual, doesn't care about a person's gender and doesn't care to label his sexuality either
Harvey: Bisexual but prefers men
Sam: Pansexual
Sebastian: Bisexual with no preference
Shane: Straight until he's a few drinks in
The Signs as Stardew Valley Marriage Candidates
Aries: Shane
Taurus: Maru
Gemini: Penny
Cancer: Elliot
Leo: Alex
Virgo: Leah
Libra: Haley
Scorpio: Abigail
Sagittarius: Harvey
Capricorn: Sebastian
Aquarius: Sam
Pisces: Emily
Assigning each stardew valley romanceable character a song I like based entirely on vibes cause nobody can stop me
BACHELOR VERSION | bachelorette version here
Alex:
Elliott:
Harvey:
Sam:
Sebastian:
Shane:
I got a laptop, you know what that means.
Time to get the PC version of Stardew Valley and speedrun marrying all 6 bachelors.
I was just scrolling thru yt shorts and I found a “Sam VS Alex vid” but @/wictariontheanimator and I’m so confused-
Guys, why is Alex kinda- *gently holds* 🥺
Ygwim?
why the bachelors at stardew valley all wear 2 layers of clothing
I started Stardew valley two weeks ago, I thought that I wasn't going to like it but holy shit this is the best thing I ever played in my life.
The npcs are super cute and I'm already in love with my baby Alex, he's so sweet and lovely and when he says he thought he couldn't like a man is just 🥺
So yeah, this is going to be my personality for the rest of the year.
SDV bachelors: don't talk to me! stranger danger!
Other SDV bachelors: Hi!! Welcome!!
Alex: hehe nice ass
I think Arven from Pokémon would be friends with Alex from Stardew Valley.
It's not just another sleepover, but... Friendly interactions part two!!!
Part 1!
