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Jungkook: What's an orgasm?

Hobi: it's where you fold paper to look like birds and stuff

Jimin: that's oregano, dumbass

# 001 | thinking about born from a rich family kim seungmin who goes to a big reputation private univeristy. he owns a sleek black car and spoils you any chance he gets. studies business management as his major but has half a mind to take law after his undergraduate.

his friends do band work on the side and wants him to join since he's a good singer but he says he's too busy to be a frontman even though deep inside he does want to try. instead he sings for you whenever you want to hear him and secretly feeds off your attention and praise. if anything, to him that's already your payment for all the times he spends money on you cause he would never let you take out your wallet when you're with him.

he takes you on the most spontaneous dates whenever you're free and even talks to your parents/guardians himself to ask for permission. a complete gentleman, will take you home on time if you have a curfew and will not leave the area until he physically sees that you've gone inside your house doors. very considerate of you, seeing that he keeps all sorts of essentials for you in his car and even carries around some of them in the case you need it.

very prone to seeing the most random thing and immediately thinking of you. all he does is think of you, almost everything he does has you in the back of his mind as a reason. you are literally his driving force and does not hesitate to tell you how much you mean to him. he just cant help how much love overflows out of him when it concerns you.

is very in this for the long run. he does not play about marrying you in the future because he's dead set on creating your own little family. it's all he thinks about on nights where you're sleeping so comfortably by his side to which he cant help but press a kiss to your forehead and thank whatever deity there is that you managed to come into his life.

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NOTE — this is so random but its @starlostseungmin 's fault. tbh idk what these kinds of posts are called ... blurbs? i dont think this is a drabble 😭👍

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Hoping he finds my blong wholesome not cringe 😃☝

"if christopher finds this blog, i'm fucked."

baby, christopher DONE BEEN FOUND your blog 6 months ago and was severely unphased. it's just another tuesday full of ✨reading stories ab how you want him to fill your holes & take you to the verge of unconsciousness✨ for him.... he found a good fic, now leave him to his vices please

when you tell him you have anxiety

pairing: seungmin x reader

genre: texts, hurt comfort?

warnings: mentions of anxiety and vomiting

an: self indulgent. currently feel like throwing up as i write this ✌🏻i started this as chan texts (bc ofc i did) but decided i wanted it to be seungmin instead. because i do in fact have a soft spot for him.

masterlist

Jungkook, putting honey in his tea: hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce

Namjoon: hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Jungkook: I absolutely fucking do not

i need him in a way that is actually so concerning.

LIKE SO SO SO SO SO CONCERNINGGGG