SOLITAIRE!

SOLITAIRE!

Reblog after voting! <3

I'm expected to wake up and go to work and be a productive member of society with this much pain?!

How tf am I supposed to get a job?

I'm never going to be able to buy a house or be financially stable

I will never have a real free moment to myself ever again

And it sucks

And I hate it

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

It seems I have found my dad birthday present!

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY WE'RE ALL SCREAMING ABOUT THIS!

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