beetlespike - Beetle
Beetle

He/him MinorGay👍

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9 months ago

Where can I buy a cheap adult pacifier?

I don't have the cash to buy a really expensive one but the only ones I can find are expensive.


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9 months ago

I wish there was some better cologne scents for men. Like yes pine is good for a date but I want to smell like a strawberry wax warmer!


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9 months ago

This makes my brain flatline but with TV static but the good TV static. Not the grrcshwahgrcshh just bmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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9 months ago
Rules For Thee And Not For Me
Rules For Thee And Not For Me

rules for thee and not for me

9 months ago
Please

please

9 months ago
Was Making This And Realized I Look Like Jay From The Lego Ninjago Movie

was making this and realized i look like Jay from the lego ninjago movie 😭

 I Made Myself In Picrew!!! ( - )
 I Made Myself In Picrew!!! ( - )
 I Made Myself In Picrew!!! ( - )

🪩 I made myself in Picrew!!! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

 I Made Myself In Picrew!!! ( - )
 I Made Myself In Picrew!!! ( - )

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9 months ago
 I Made Myself In Picrew!!! ( - )
 I Made Myself In Picrew!!! ( - )
 I Made Myself In Picrew!!! ( - )

🪩 I made myself in Picrew!!! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

 I Made Myself In Picrew!!! ( - )
 I Made Myself In Picrew!!! ( - )
9 months ago
Thanks @buggy-blue For Tagging Me, It's A Nice Way To Come Back To Tumblr.

thanks @buggy-blue for tagging me, it's a nice way to come back to Tumblr.

Quiz: What does your soul smell like?

@lonnson thank you for tagging me, I loved this!🫶

Quiz: What Does Your Soul Smell Like?

No pressure tags: @very-straight-blog @livmondcole @vhagar-balerion-meraxes @ladystarksneedle @dr-aegon

@starfallsalyshightower @thesunfyre4446 @wolfdressedinlace @boundlessfantasy @aegon-the-elder

@themoonofthesun @heretherebebookdragons @peachysunrize @alicentsecretstan @vipervixxen

9 months ago

Rest in peace Bernard.

I would like to apologize for leaving. I moved and I'm going to a new school, it's all just stressful. During this time, I do not know what happend but I believe Bernard, my bess beetle, may have refused to drink or eat. He was found in his enclosure, as of Friday July 12 2024, he was has passed. I am an atheist, but I do believe he is in a better place, or doing better atleast. That's what i believe, what I wish to believe. I'm more than aware very little people care about my post or Benard, but for those who do, I am sorry.

10 months ago
I'm Also Demi-sexual But You Can Only Put On Two Buttons :[

I'm also demi-sexual but you can only put on two buttons :[

picrew chain!!!

Do your irl self and your favorite color in the background! Using this picrew

Picrew Chain!!!

And don't forget to tag some folks!

@the-worm-machine @tarnacop-machine @pagenysaxiphoner @sweet-mango-child @n3komachine @bobanchikn

11 months ago

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ASKING IF IM AUTISTIC OR HAVE ADHD?!/srs

@systembug @buggy-blue IF I EVER SEE EITHER OF YOU GOOBERS I SWEAR ON MY 64 PACK WITH PENCIL SHARPENER CRAYON CRAYOLA BACK ILL GIVE YOU THE MOST DEATH GRIP SQUEAZING HUG EVER!!!!

11 months ago

My friends call me a 'trans'former because I love transformers, and a trans dude

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

11 months ago
I LOVE CAT SM SEKFQGNS

I LOVE CAT SM SEKFQGNS

Unmute !

11 months ago

BERNARD UPDATE

BERNARD UPDATE
BERNARD UPDATE
BERNARD UPDATE

he's doing great, the red thing in the background is just a coaster I got at a thrift store. As for me I'm one step above rock bottom. Besides that, it stormed where I live after I got him his new habitat, so when it's no longer flooding in my yard he'll have a new home!! Updates are still gonna be slow unfortunately, I'm sorry.


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11 months ago
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Cat photos because they make me feel happy and I want other people to feel happy about cats


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11 months ago

dont ever hesitate. reblog this.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Trans LifeLine: 1-877-565-8860

Human Trafficking Hotline: 1-888-373-7888

Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233

BDSM Partner Abuse Hotline: 617-742-4911

Substance Abuse Helpline: (800) 784-6776

11 months ago

ATTENTION TO PEOPLE WHO ENJOY MY CONTENT!!

I would like to apologize for the slow updates, my hands are naturally shakey and they've been shaking more lately do to stress and slight fear. It's best that I do not handle Bernard the beetle at these times for his own safety. He still gets attention and is still taken care of, given food and water regularly. I might show some old art or just some form of content to let you know I'm alright. Until further notice, there will be little to no Bernard content. Thank you for your time.


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11 months ago

I love this blog sm <3 it tickles me when people answer ask that are genuine questions and don't ignore them, (I squealed because I asked that) EVERYONE SEEING THIS PLEASE GO SUPPORT THEM!!!

a tumblr ask that reads "I just wanna say I love the information you put on some trans simon post, as a trans man(pre everything because the U.S. sucks.) I want to thank you for the information, I've been trying to research about everything and I can never find anything so the little bits of info really makes me happy. I love your art by the way!!!"

Got a few similar messages like this, so I think it’s time to make a little resource list about everything transgender related:

Basics:

Legal status of Transgender people - list of countries and their various transgender rights

Queer and Trans Spectrum Definitions - basic reference guide to common words

Non-surgery options:

Gender Affirming Gear and Clothing Brands - definitions, methods without surgery and brand suggestions

Voice training:

Masculinize your voice - Transmasculine voice - FtM voice Training (all for pre-T)

E-girl voice tutorial - Girl voice tutorial - How to do a girl voice - How to do the druew voice

Tips & Tricks:

How to hide a large chest - FtM passing tips - FtM make up - coping with being pre-T

Boy to Girl make up tutorial (beginner) - Boy to Girl Transformation tutorial - The Transfemme Field Guide

HRT:

Masculinizing Hormone Therapy - taking testosterone, how it works and what to expect

Feminizing Hormone Therapy - taking estrogen, how it works and what to expect

FtM Surgery Options & Details:

Top Surgery - removal of breasts

Facial masculinization - facial surgery

The Difference Between a Metoidioplasty and a Phalloplasty - masculinizing bottom surgery

Deciding between phalloplasty and metoidioplasty PDF - masculinizing bottom surgery

MtF Surgery Options & Details:

Breast Augmentation - breast implants

Voice feminization - vocal cord surgery

Facial feminization - facial surgery

Vaginoplasty - feminizing bottom surgery (with vaginal canal)

Vulvoplasty - feminizing bottom surgery alternative (without vaginal canal)

Note: there are no explicit images, however some sites offer additional links to stores that sell realistic looking private parts or links to surgeon galleries where one can view post-op results (which come with proper warnings)


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11 months ago

ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF MEETING BERNAD!!!!

ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF MEETING BERNAD!!!!
ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF MEETING BERNAD!!!!
ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF MEETING BERNAD!!!!
ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF MEETING BERNAD!!!!
ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF MEETING BERNAD!!!!
ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF MEETING BERNAD!!!!
ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF MEETING BERNAD!!!!
ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF MEETING BERNAD!!!!
ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF MEETING BERNAD!!!!

As of Friday, marks the one week mark of me and Bernard meeting. I don't think it was the first time I posted about him but that doesnt matter in the grand scheme of things. Do not worry, the background isnt his new home or habitat, it's a fake book I used to have a better background then my pasty let lol. I introduced him to a new texture, its a soft one dollar plushie, he wasnt a fan I think he was confused. But the moment I offered to let him off he was practically flying. I'm glad I can finally get him to crawl on things besides my hand. I'm sorry for not posting much, I've been helping set up and plan my friends college graduation party(she's a nurse). Thank you to all the people who reblog and like my post, it makes me feel excited and gets me all happy and giddy. I'm sorry for blurry photos my hands get really shakey, I'll work on it for you all. I hope you all enjoy the content I post.


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11 months ago

IM GONNA BE A STAG BEETLE LETS GO!!!!

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

11 months ago

Movie time with Bernard!

Movie Time With Bernard!
Movie Time With Bernard!
Movie Time With Bernard!

We watched Megan Leavy on Netflix, it's a military movie and I liked it! He seemed too focused on my shirt, it was maroon. Anytime I wear something maroon he's like a moth to a flame.


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11 months ago

Horny case... interesting to say the least.

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