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Where can I buy a cheap adult pacifier?
I don't have the cash to buy a really expensive one but the only ones I can find are expensive.
I wish there was some better cologne scents for men. Like yes pine is good for a date but I want to smell like a strawberry wax warmer!
This makes my brain flatline but with TV static but the good TV static. Not the grrcshwahgrcshh just bmmmmmmmmmmmmmm




















rules for thee and not for me

please

was making this and realized i look like Jay from the lego ninjago movie 😭



🪩 I made myself in Picrew!!! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧





🪩 I made myself in Picrew!!! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧



thanks @buggy-blue for tagging me, it's a nice way to come back to Tumblr.
Quiz: What does your soul smell like?
@lonnson thank you for tagging me, I loved this!🫶

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Rest in peace Bernard.
I would like to apologize for leaving. I moved and I'm going to a new school, it's all just stressful. During this time, I do not know what happend but I believe Bernard, my bess beetle, may have refused to drink or eat. He was found in his enclosure, as of Friday July 12 2024, he was has passed. I am an atheist, but I do believe he is in a better place, or doing better atleast. That's what i believe, what I wish to believe. I'm more than aware very little people care about my post or Benard, but for those who do, I am sorry.

I'm also demi-sexual but you can only put on two buttons :[
picrew chain!!!
Do your irl self and your favorite color in the background! Using this picrew

And don't forget to tag some folks!
@the-worm-machine @tarnacop-machine @pagenysaxiphoner @sweet-mango-child @n3komachine @bobanchikn
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ASKING IF IM AUTISTIC OR HAVE ADHD?!/srs
@systembug @buggy-blue IF I EVER SEE EITHER OF YOU GOOBERS I SWEAR ON MY 64 PACK WITH PENCIL SHARPENER CRAYON CRAYOLA BACK ILL GIVE YOU THE MOST DEATH GRIP SQUEAZING HUG EVER!!!!
My friends call me a 'trans'former because I love transformers, and a trans dude
trying to prove a point to the boys at school
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

I LOVE CAT SM SEKFQGNS
Unmute !
BERNARD UPDATE



he's doing great, the red thing in the background is just a coaster I got at a thrift store. As for me I'm one step above rock bottom. Besides that, it stormed where I live after I got him his new habitat, so when it's no longer flooding in my yard he'll have a new home!! Updates are still gonna be slow unfortunately, I'm sorry.
dont ever hesitate. reblog this.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Trans LifeLine: 1-877-565-8860
Human Trafficking Hotline: 1-888-373-7888
Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233
BDSM Partner Abuse Hotline: 617-742-4911
Substance Abuse Helpline: (800) 784-6776
ATTENTION TO PEOPLE WHO ENJOY MY CONTENT!!
I would like to apologize for the slow updates, my hands are naturally shakey and they've been shaking more lately do to stress and slight fear. It's best that I do not handle Bernard the beetle at these times for his own safety. He still gets attention and is still taken care of, given food and water regularly. I might show some old art or just some form of content to let you know I'm alright. Until further notice, there will be little to no Bernard content. Thank you for your time.
I love this blog sm <3 it tickles me when people answer ask that are genuine questions and don't ignore them, (I squealed because I asked that) EVERYONE SEEING THIS PLEASE GO SUPPORT THEM!!!

Got a few similar messages like this, so I think it’s time to make a little resource list about everything transgender related:
Basics:
Legal status of Transgender people - list of countries and their various transgender rights
Queer and Trans Spectrum Definitions - basic reference guide to common words
Non-surgery options:
Gender Affirming Gear and Clothing Brands - definitions, methods without surgery and brand suggestions
Voice training:
Masculinize your voice - Transmasculine voice - FtM voice Training (all for pre-T)
E-girl voice tutorial - Girl voice tutorial - How to do a girl voice - How to do the druew voice
Tips & Tricks:
How to hide a large chest - FtM passing tips - FtM make up - coping with being pre-T
Boy to Girl make up tutorial (beginner) - Boy to Girl Transformation tutorial - The Transfemme Field Guide
HRT:
Masculinizing Hormone Therapy - taking testosterone, how it works and what to expect
Feminizing Hormone Therapy - taking estrogen, how it works and what to expect
FtM Surgery Options & Details:
Top Surgery - removal of breasts
Facial masculinization - facial surgery
The Difference Between a Metoidioplasty and a Phalloplasty - masculinizing bottom surgery
Deciding between phalloplasty and metoidioplasty PDF - masculinizing bottom surgery
MtF Surgery Options & Details:
Breast Augmentation - breast implants
Voice feminization - vocal cord surgery
Facial feminization - facial surgery
Vaginoplasty - feminizing bottom surgery (with vaginal canal)
Vulvoplasty - feminizing bottom surgery alternative (without vaginal canal)
Note: there are no explicit images, however some sites offer additional links to stores that sell realistic looking private parts or links to surgeon galleries where one can view post-op results (which come with proper warnings)
ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF MEETING BERNAD!!!!









As of Friday, marks the one week mark of me and Bernard meeting. I don't think it was the first time I posted about him but that doesnt matter in the grand scheme of things. Do not worry, the background isnt his new home or habitat, it's a fake book I used to have a better background then my pasty let lol. I introduced him to a new texture, its a soft one dollar plushie, he wasnt a fan I think he was confused. But the moment I offered to let him off he was practically flying. I'm glad I can finally get him to crawl on things besides my hand. I'm sorry for not posting much, I've been helping set up and plan my friends college graduation party(she's a nurse). Thank you to all the people who reblog and like my post, it makes me feel excited and gets me all happy and giddy. I'm sorry for blurry photos my hands get really shakey, I'll work on it for you all. I hope you all enjoy the content I post.
IM GONNA BE A STAG BEETLE LETS GO!!!!
did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years
Horny case... interesting to say the least.
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