Instead Of Doing Ink-Goretober I Wrote A Bunch Of Headcannons On The Agents

Instead of doing Ink-Goretober I wrote a bunch of headcannons on the agents

HCs below the cut!

Captian/Tristan/Three/(original) Agent 3:

♤Chew on their tentacles while thinking or stressed

-Marie noticed this and got them a chew stim but they chewed through it

♤Doesn't like showering bc their skin & tentacles are sensitive so when they found out abt sensitive soap (bc Octolings are more likely to have sensitive skin) they were like "Washing?? Isn't??? Supposed to hurt????"

♤Hygiene got better after Eight moved in with them (see prev)

♤Genuinely likes pineapple on pizza

♤Would kill a man for Crusty Sean's food/srs

♤Favorite snack is squid jerky but feels a bit bad eating it

♤VERY competitive in Ranked mode

♤They are a BEAST in Rainmaker, Tower Control, and Clam Blitz

♤Immune system isn't great so they get sick every couple months

♤Likes spicy food but it kicks their ass every time

♤Gives strong hugs but isn't huge on physical affection

-Obviously some exceptions like their partner(s), close friends & family, and if someone they care abt is sad

♤Happily gets kiss drunk off Eight's venom

♤Still sometimes makes music under the name DJ Sango

Eight/Agent 8:

♡Legal name is Eight Ida

-this is bc Marina felt wrong assigning her a name in case she remembered her old one

♡Lived with Marina and Pearl for the first year of being on the surface moving between Pearl's house/Marina's apartment depending on where the two were staying at the time

♡Moved in with Three 2 months into their relationship

♡Doesn't like pizza

♡Three got her hooked on squid jerky

♡Rarely uses Three's legal name

♡Uses gentle soap bc she has sensitive skin and tentacles

♡Likes playing turf war bc it allows her to use her military training

♡Hardly ever gets sick, she has an immune system of STEEL

♡Loves spicy food and eats it regularly

♡Lies on Three's stomach and traces their scars, occasionally planting kisses along them

Freya/Four/Agent 4:

◇Little creecher

◇Studys hard for school but gets average grades

◇Does SO many extracurriculars

◇Still lives with their parents

◇Tried to get a summer job once at a fast food spot (not Crusty Sean's) but hated it and refuses to work food again

◇Argued for weeks with their parents so they could start doing Grizzco shifts

Talyn/Neo/(new) Agent 3:

♧Feels iffy about doing Grizzco shifts

-Partially bc of little buddy but after they realize he's evil they feel even weirder abt doing them

♧Eventually got Little Buddy recognized as a service animal

-He does DPT, and a few other tasks for their anxiety, also helps monitor their glucose levels

♧Type 1 diabetic

♧Misses their family but has no clue where to start to find them bc they haven't seen them in 4 years

♧Makes Little Buddy's treats themself

A couple of these were inspired by @rainfallbeats go check out their headcannons!

i just know 8 year old me is so proud rn

Funny squid OCs go brr

can’t wait to see their gay marriage in splatoon 3!

Agent doodles

Close ups and bonus memcake poem under the cut ✂️

"It's okay to need help Three,

You can let your emotions flow,

And please open up to me"