Would You Be So Kind As To Have Technoblade Riding Floof Into Battle?

Would you be so kind as to have Technoblade riding Floof into battle?

:0 The mightiest warrior

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Ladies and gentlemen except instead of ‘gentlemen’ it’s something completely different not based on gender.

Ladies and bird enthusiasts

Ladies and beekeepers

Ladies and MY FELLOW AMERICANS

Ladies and those without honor

Ladies and transcendent beings

For the record, Mumbo also released this video today.

Mumbo, desperate to feel normal for once, releases dirt on his fellow hermits and asks the community to rank their weirdness.

Me: I sure do want to go outside and see the neat animals and breathe the fresh air and enjoy the quiet.

Also me: Uuuuugh there’s pollen and mosquitoes and heat and dehydration and sunburn outside.

Everytime I'm in the woods I'm fighting for my life against mosquitoes and ticks and dust in my eyes and random spiders that fall on you or put their webs directly eye level

And then I leave and immediately I'm like... wow, the wild.... wish I was there. Wistfully gazing at pictures and remember the feeling of the sun and the wind and the joy of seeing cool animals and plants and scenery

Aaaaaaaah Thank you vpofcookies! He’s so cute!

Technoblade based on this image for @behold-a-cat