Hamilton Characters As Texts My Best Friend Has Sent Me Within The Past Month

hamilton characters as texts my best friend has sent me within the past month

alexander hamilton : how and why do you know all this

thomas jefferson : so i just thought 'oh this makes no sense ok then'

marquis de lafayette : IM SEXY IM SEXY IM REALLY FUCKING SEXY

john laurens : youre super fucking gay

hercules mulligan : ok so now I'm going to break you-

aaron burr : wow theyre fucking

eliza schuyler : bc yuo love me and will do stupid shit for me

angelica schuyler : fuck the fuck off

peggy schuyler : don't tell them but i am silently judging the person in front of us' tiktok feed

maria reynolds : so ik I'm meant to be having dinner like a sane person

george washington : hey so am i are you saying i dont deserve a statue?

king george iii : I've stumbled onto swiftie instagram and i can't find my way out

james madison : I don't need to transgender you you've done it yourslef

phillip hamilton : I ate it up in a non-sexual way

men can have boobs, girls can be hairy, pimples are normal, bellies aren't flat you're GORGEOUS. fuck all of this

a reminder: they are not trying to 'save children's lives' or whatever bullshit they're selling. they are trying to control women at best, and kill women at worst.

their aim is the worst.

👏ABORTIONS👏ARE👏LIFE-SAVING👏HEALTHCARE👏

Conservatives have no plan[s] to help. All policies are an excuse to impose misogyny.

star trek

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This little goober has no thoughts! You could play pong with her thoughts!

Get this absolutely funky silly creature for a mere $0!