This Is Exactly The Kind Of Person I Am And I Have Absolutely No Shame About It. I Will Always Remember

This is exactly the kind of person I am and I have absolutely no shame about it. I will always remember the pets names and rarely the person

Summer: What’s the name of the man who lives two doors down?

Taiyang: His dogs’ names are Simon and Chloe.

Summer: That’s not what I asked.

Taiyang: That is the information I have.

Tony: How is it that you can swing across a city and literally pick up litter but you can’t pick up your shoes off the floor?

Peter: The executive dysfunction really kicks in when I’m here.

Tony: You need therapy.

Peter: I need a Will To Live.

Tony, whacking him with a stick: Therapy!!!!

As a prank, Peter hacks into everyone’s phone and switches their ringtones to “The Itsy Bitsy Spider.” The Tower’s residents are not happy.

Bucky and Sam, spraying Peter with a hose: Down came the rain and washed the spider out. :)

Peter: MURDER. THIS IS MURDER.

Tony, turning away: If I don’t see it, it didn’t happen.

Peter: BETRAYAL. THIS IS BETRAYAL.

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