As A Prank, Peter Hacks Into Everyones Phone And Switches Their Ringtones To The Itsy Bitsy Spider. The

As a prank, Peter hacks into everyone’s phone and switches their ringtones to “The Itsy Bitsy Spider.” The Tower’s residents are not happy.

Bucky and Sam, spraying Peter with a hose: Down came the rain and washed the spider out. :)

Peter: MURDER. THIS IS MURDER.

Tony, turning away: If I don’t see it, it didn’t happen.

Peter: BETRAYAL. THIS IS BETRAYAL.

hiii 🥰, i saw you wrote for BBC Sherlock and was wondering what you head cannon he’d do with a girlfriend who has a stutter? please and thank you :)

Okay, this is my first ever headcanon, so I hope you like it :) If not. I'm sorry. I did my best with the stutter, I've never had one so I don't rlly understand the struggles of living with one, 

Anyways, enjoy!!!

You’ve had a stutter ever since you were a kid.

So by the time you’d met Sherlock, you were already used to the mean comments.

The way people would look at you when you tripped over your words and took too long to say a sentence.

A lot of the time, they didn’t mean too

But it still hurt. 

Anyways,

You had a lot heard about Sherlock

How he was kind of a massive dick

So you had tried to prepare yourself before meeting him

Surprisingly, though

He wasn’t half as bad as you thought he’d be. 

You had gone to him with a case.

And somehow, 

You ended up his girlfriend.

Dating Sherlock was hard. 

He’s not the best with emotions

So if your upset, you’d have to tell him outright.

But he does try.

Sometimes he fucks up and makes you upset

To which he’ll receive a lot of anger from both John and Mrs Hudson

He’s incredibly protective of you.

So if your out on a case with him and someone

Anderson

Makes a comment about your stutter

Woah, 

Angry boy. 

He will literally destroy the man’s self-esteem. 

More than he already has lmao

Sometimes, on days were comments effect you just a Lil bit more than usual

And someone makes a mean joke about you

Punches will be thrown. 

Although, most of the time he’s already angry and just needs to blow off steam

So you don’t try to stop him

They kinda deserve it anyways 

He’s surprisingly patient with you

Sometimes, when you stutter on certain words

You’ll get incredibly frustrated

And Sherlock would try to help to the best of his ability

Mainly he just guesses the word your struggling with

 it doesn’t make you feel too good, but you appreciate that he tries

You are incredibly independent

You make your own phone calls and order your own food

It’s annoying dealing with impatient people

But you handle it like a champ

But sometimes your stutter gets too bad

So Sherlock steps in

If you need to make a doctors appointment?

Sherlock’s got you

Sat in the McDonalds drive-through but you can’t seem to get your order out?

Sherlock saves the day.

And your incredibly appreciative And a Lil bit embarrassed. 

All In All, 

He’s a good boyfriend

And he tries his hardest to help you

Even if he sucks at it sometimes.

Do you ever just like, want to learn/master all the things? All at once? Even though it’s impossible?

So I’m reading an old abandoned wip, right? It’s been awhile since I worked on it so I’m reading all I have to remind myself what’s going on.

But I forgot that I’M the one who wrote it, so when I got to the end I got so mad because my favorite fanfic authors always seem to do that! They crank out these super long fics that are just pure gold and then right at the climax just before the tension is resolved they vanish.

And then I realized....

I was ranting at myself. I want to know what happened next in the story, but for that to happen I have to actually WRITE it😅

I need a 5 +1 fic of this someone please write it

There seriously needs to be more crack docs of Peter and Harley being a chaotic tag team.

Imagine Harley and Peter meeting and tag teaming up to hag the shit out of Tony cause let’s face it they’d get on like house fire

CAN YOU IMAGINE???

Harley: The worst thing I ever did to almost give Tony a heart attack was use a weapon he gave me to scare off some bullies. The phone call from the school scared the shit out of him.

Peter, scoffing: Oh, please, that’s nothing. I once hung onto an alien spaceship after he tried to yeet me back to earth.

Harley, smirking: Imagine what we could achieve together?

Tony, already crying: What have I done?? They’re too powerful now.