Things Are Just Getting Weirder And Weirder Arent They

things are just getting weirder and weirder aren’t they

2020 is so fucking surreal like it started off with all of australia burning & a potential 3rd world war, then a worldwide pandemic is forcing everyone to stay home and now there’s another twilight book

Posting this again ladies and gentlemen because the next chapter is out!

Rating: General Audiences

Relationships: Kim Namjoon/Kim Seokjin

Summary from AO3:

Namjoon I gave a guy my NUMBER????

STD Boi that’s what i said are you wearing your glasses or are they on the top of your head again

Or: Namjoon decides to get drunk as an experiment and the wildest thing he does all night is give his number to a guy whose name he doesn't remember and who Yoongi wants him to marry because he's rich. It's only a plus that this guy can cook, has a nice laugh and likes Namjoon's music, of course.

Check it out if you’re interested! And do let me know what you guys think! <3

BlackandWhite!Namjoon moodboard, because he ~fine~.

No reposting or plagiarism please!

Yo here’s an announcement for anyone who might be following Namjoon’s Guide and also looks at my blog (idk who you are but if you’re there feel free to reach out and talk to me because that’ll be fun): As you might know, I’m working on a fairly important chapter (yesss the boys are getting their acts together) and since I need to be satisfied enough with it in order to proudly post it, I won’t be posting it today, on Friday, as per my usual schedule. I’ll need more time so hopefully, it should be out on Tuesday. 

And if you don’t read my fic what are you doing come join us here at Namjoon’s Guide: it’s a fun time!

Seriously, somebody ask me this because I love this. Just send the masterpiece you want answers for to my askbox!

masterpiece asks ✨

mona lisa: what makes you feel most beautiful?

starry night: what is your favorite constellation?

the scream: do you have an unusual fear? 

birth of venus: do you have a favorite myth? if so, what is it?

pieta: who is the most important person in your life?

las meninas: describe your ideal day

girl with a pearl earring: what is your favorite form of expression?

david: do you think beauty is defined, or a matter of opinion?

the kiss: what is one thing in life that you love?

the creation of adam: what is your first memory?

american gothic: what career do you want to have in the future?

guernica: tell a story - any story you like

nighthawks: where do you spend most of your time, outside of school/work and home?

the son of man: what is one aspect of your personality that you would say defines you?

the thinker: when do you most often find yourself lost in thought?

lavender mist: where do you find joy in life? 

water lily pond: do you enjoy nature? if so, why? if not, why not?

the persistence of memory: what is the most vivid dream that you can recall?

school of athens: do you know any unusual facts? 

winged victory: what is your greatest achievement?

okay so who else actually did ctrl+shift+n because they have no clue what it does

you now have the ability to ctrl+shift+n in real life at any time you want. What do you do first