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Sixth Classroom...
Three weeks just sitting in a library watching ELLs take the ACCESS test…
Oh great, Corona.
I’m banned from the school and go home.
Now, the school shuts down and the children seldom show.
I sit in my bedroom talking to the walls on Zoom.
YouTube stories…picture books and animations on environmental and wildlife conservation…
Stories lead to class discussions and simple assignments.
The edTPA is not going to happen.
Thankfully I don’t need it for institutional backing once I finally graduate.
Virtual classrooms where students are constantly interrupted by poor internet or having to watch younger siblings.
These kids are learning nothing yet being passed onto the next grade.
It’s such a disservice…
Seventh Classroom…
It was mostly in the library at first…
A pull out situation for English Language Learners…
Three and a half weeks were spent on ACCESS testing…
Two weeks were spent in the classroom…
Then BOOM: Pandemic…
There was no reason for me to stay at the Grad House so I left…
Well, I picked up UDairy Ice Cream and Ramen from Kumamoto in Newark, DE…
THEN I left…
So really, my seventh classroom was mostly on Zoom…
I did not end up doing the edTPA…
But I have a lesson, materials, and assessments set up to do so…
Nothing ever changes...
Bureaucracy is a tumor on society’s ass that will never go away…
Government…fueled by greed and money…one of the worst necessary evils…
All I wanted from Biden was student loan forgiveness for my admittedly incomplete education. Did I get my diploma? Yes.
Did I graduate feeling confident and ready? No.
My student teaching was interrupted by Corona.
This may not seem like such a big thing to you…
But when you have anxiety and are faced with a new experience, a new challenge, a new career… It is terrifying to feel ill prepared.
Teaching well behaved adults who want to learn English is one thing but teaching children who are a million times more hyper, sociable, and sneaky than you are is an entirely different matter. I am happy to say that I am finally on the right track to becoming a teacher…hopefully a GOOD teacher. But at the same time, I am very disheartened that it took so long and I had to jump through so many rings of fire to do so. You’d think that someone at some point in the educational food chain would know how to organize things better…streamline the process. Make things easier.
No.
First I get told that I need to have three different certifications…
Then I’m told that the school district that just hired me needs me to do yet another background check…
I’m working in the same State! Why do I need to get another background check when I just got one done last month?!
I hope he’s lying...
I sometimes wonder what parents are thinking when they shroud their children in ignorance…
Are they protecting themselves from having to explain the virus?
Are they bamboozled into thinking that there is no pandemic?
They vaccinate their son against the flu yet he has no idea what ‘corona’ or ‘covid-19’ is…
What does he think of these masks then? A sudden fashion trend?
At least he wasn’t told it was all an elaborate hoax…
things are just getting weirder and weirder aren’t they
2020 is so fucking surreal like it started off with all of australia burning & a potential 3rd world war, then a worldwide pandemic is forcing everyone to stay home and now there’s another twilight book
I’m kind of hoping for a Florida lockdown.
People are fucking insane here.
Go to the beach,
and you’d think it was a normal/ busy day.
Too many spring breakers not giving a shit.
Jax closed their beaches, SoFlo closed some of theirs
and now these fucking people flock in between.
I think Florida will get hit with a number of corona related deaths and they’ll finally fucking shut non-necessity businesses down.
I pulled myself out because the people who were coming to see me were travelling from out of state, not giving a shit.
People want tattoos right now and I don’t get it. Fucking go home and entertain yourselves.
I guess this is an introverts dream.
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Plz check my post....
quarantine prompts
and they were q u a r a n t i n e d
oh my god they were quarantined—
hey guys! i figured, hey, we’re all stuck home, we all wanna read some quarantine fics, why not make some quarantine prompts? here’s a prompt for every day i’ve been locked in my house :))) enjoy !!
1. “Wanna go on a walk with me?”
2. “Six feet apart! At all times! What’s wrong with you!?”
3. “It’s allergies I swear—“
4. “Why don’t you go back to your own house before we get stuck together for a month.”
5. “I know a few ways we could keep busy...”
6. “I’ve cleaned this house twice in my life. Both times today. I’m going crazy.”
7. “Oh my god, that’s why there was no traffic near the train station.”
8. “I’m not coming over if you have it, asshole.”
9. “I’m gonna leave it on your doorstep, and then I can wave at you from my car.”
10. “Well if you can’t cook and I can’t cook and we can’t get takeout... how are we supposed to eat?”
11. “Hey I need to ask you a favor... so you know my massage class? It’s online now and I need a body to massage. Will you help me out?”
12. “Will you teach me how to do that? Now you can’t say no, because you don’t have any plans.”
13. “Are you actually going to help or are you just going to sit around going through my photo albums.”
14. “I didn’t MEAN to wake up at 3pm. It just happened.”
15. “I really miss you. How long has it been since I’ve seen you?”
16. “I can’t even storm off! Because I can’t leave this goddamn house!”
17. “Are you sure everything is gonna go back to normal?”
18. “I don’t know how you’re gonna get home. Delta just cut 80% of their flights.”
19. “Pornhub is giving away free premium right now you perv. Get away from me.”
20. “That’s a dangerous game to play if we’re gonna be stuck with each other for the next four weeks.”
21. “They just cancelled classes for the rest of the year.”
22. “Please call out today... I want you to stay with me. I’m scared you’re... I’m scared you might get it.”
23. “No no no no no, I’m not a nose swab person, I hate those fucking things.”
24. “D’you wanna, maybe, I dunno, facetime and have dinner with me later? A quarantine date?”
25. “Oh no, start getting out the dry food and the powder milk guys, it’s basically the apocalypse.”
26. “The news has been really freaking me out lately.”
27. “If I have to go on another walk, I think I might actually lose it.”
28. “Oh. I didn’t know other people lived in this building. I guess you learn things when you’re stuck in your apartment all day.”
29. “I desperately need a haircut. Will you try to cut it for me? Please?”
pls yell at me about having unprotected sex pls i’ve been slacking sm and it doesn’t feel important to me anymore oops
LET ME FUCKING TELL YALL. ABOUT SAFE SEX.
- IF YOU HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH ONE PERSON YOU’RE HAVING SEX WITH ALL THEIR PARTNERS. which doesn’t sound bad bc you know they have good taste (obviously if they’re sleeping with you duh) but if you’re the upgrade what the FUCK were they coming from yk??? “If you play with trash, you’re gonna get dirty.” - Kie’s dad.
- STDs AND STIs ARE FUCKING UNCOMFY. LIKE, ITCHY EVERYWHERE. BURNING CROTCH. IT BURNS TO PEE. PUS. FROM YOUR COCK OR VAGINA. DISGUSTING. SWELLING UGH EW. YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW YOU HAVE STDs FOR UP TO TWO WEEKS. and it’d be kinda mean if you gave someone an STD so please don’t
- LITERALLY IT’S SO EASY TO GET FREE CONDOMS GUYS. TYPE YOUR ZIPCODE INTO THIS WEBSITE AND IT’LL SHOW YOU THE CLOSEST PLACE TO GET FREE CONDOMS NEAR YOU. for guys and gals and nonbinary pals who have vaginas and like others with vaginas, dental dams are also a thing.
- P R E G N A N C Y. THE BIGGEST FUCKING BIRTH CONTROL EVER. CHILDREN ARE LOUD. AND MESSY. AND SO EXPENSIVE. THEY NEED CONSTANT ATTENTION. THEY WONT EAT WHEN YOU WANT THEM TO. YOU’LL CHANGE THOUSANDS OF DIAPERS. YOU’LL HAVE TO GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO BRING THEM TO THE HOSPITAL WHEN THEY HAVE A FEVER OF 103 AND THEN PAY FOR THE HOSPITAL BILLS. PREGNANCY IS PAINFUL. CHILDREN ARE ALSO ASSHOLES.
- PULLING OUT DOESNT WORK. PRECUM CAN CONTAINS TRACES OF SEMEN WHICH CAN MAKE ITS WAY INTO THE EGGS.
- PLEASE DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE WITH A PENIS WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM. THEY ARE LIARS. OR HAVE DANGEROUSLY HUMONGOUS DICKS THAT SHOULD REALLY GET IT CHECKED OUT BECAUSE AT THAT RATE IT SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO WALK. IT’LL BE LIKE A THIRD FUCKING LEG DUDE HONESTLY.
- FOR YALL ON BIRTH CONTROL, MISSING A PILL CAN SET YOU BACK THREE DAYS
- GUYS. PORN IS FREE. PORNHUB IS FREE. XHAMSTER IS FREE. SMUT IS FREE. EVEN YOUTUBE HAS SOME SUGGESTIVE AUDIOS THAT MIGHT RUFFLE YOUR FEATHERS. i mean during quarantine you shouldn’t be fuckin anyway. why not get to know yourself a little better. you’re home all day with nothing to do. why not have some fun.
so, in short... be safe. have fun. do the do. but don’t do it at the cost of your health or the next eighteen years of your life. children never go away. like, ever. just jack off. mutual masturbation. phone sex. zoom sex. skype sex. anyway, big love, guys.
pitaparka, out.
Isolation is Trend now!
Back in the day, an epidemic brought forth style icons, today I just can’t buy pasta, sigh #timesarechanging #corona #epidemic #pandemic #plague #plaguedoctor #mask #drawing #sketch #sketchbook #blackandwhite #pencil #pen https://www.instagram.com/p/B9zk6qlK-Q9/?igshid=pzksons63aj8
Wreath made out of small little flowers and twigs
Let’s Cover the World With Glitter and Pearls
The range of facial expressions. He does cute so well, but also broody so well…
he is so pretty i can't do this