This Is All I'm Going To Talk About For The Next Few Weeks

this is all i'm going to talk about for the next few weeks

Death: "Um... whatcha got there?"

Grell, while standing next to Reggie: "A smoothie."

Death: You can't bring the dead back to life Grelle, who cloned Madame Red: Of course not! It would set off the balance! Sebastian: Didn't you just- Grelle, slamming a hand over his mouth, profusively sweating: What kind of sicko would bring someone back to life? Reggie, said clone: Is this a good time to bring in the tea, my lady? Grelle: Yes, yes! I almost forget I wanted you to try some tea I imported from China! Death: Grelle: Death: He's a clone isn't he?

So recently on Discord I've been hearing about posts on Tumblr not only shipping Alastor with other characters (which is, y'know, weird but not unheard of. It's been happening since the pilot's release) but still tagging their fics/posts "aroace" or "aroace Alastor" whatever.

People will either write an Alastor x Reader romance or a RadioApple romance work and they'll still tag it stuff like "Aroace" just so it could get more clicks.

Seriously guys, please don't do that. If you're so desperate and insistent on romantically shipping Alastor with another character, fine go ahead. I may not agree with it, but I can't stop you.

But please don't clog the aroace tag just so more people could see it. It's just not cool imo.

i forget if i advertised this but I have a black butler fic on AO3 if anyone was wondering

I have a blow-up mattress

Because having a place for people to crash was really important to me when I started buying furniture for myself (like, the first thing I ever bought was the comfiest couch I could find specifically so people could sleep on it), and I'm curious how it is for other people.

When a fandom's most popular ship features a grown demon man and a literal child, scrolling through posts is like navigating a minefield. 💀

so I have sebaciel blocked as a tag because.... well, I don't need to explain why I don't want to see a CHILD shipped with an IMMORTAL demon.

BUT WHY IS ALL THE COOL NON-SHIP ART TAGGED WITH SEBACIEL??? I JUST WANNA SEE THE COOL FUNKY FAN THINGS BUT I CAN'T BEACUSE IM WORRIED IF ILL OPEN SMTH I DONT WANNA SEE OR NOT

edit: ik one of my tags is 'sebaciel dni' and quite literally means do not interact with my post or even me, proshippers are not welcome

It was also brought to my attention this means the artist ships sebaciel, even if the art is just them standing next to each other or a singular portrait of the character