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I giggled way too much when reading this Line.

So grateful to be able to read another language so I can witness those gorgeous puns and tonguetwists.

Neil Gaimain about writing Good Omens with Terry Pratchett (x)

Neil: His line to me when we were writing “Good Omens”, he would phone me up and he’d say, I’ve just done this and it’s made it 17% funnier. I’d written this whole meeting between the International Express man and Pollution and I’d mentioned that, you know, ‘he and his wife went down there sometimes when they were courting to spoon’ and Terry added the line, ‘and on one memorable occason, fork.’

Rob: On one memorable occasion.

Neil: On one memorable occasion, and it‘s made it 17% better. In fact, in that case it may have made it 100% better.

This "I'm a proud mom " moment is too much.

Go read girl.

♀️Fem!Queen Fic Rec List ♀️

I have promised you all I would gather some of my favorite genderbent Queen stories, and give a good shout-out to some really amazing writers! Important disclaimer: I've read way more than what's on the list, but it's simply impossible to collect everything - I was trying to get those that really spoke to me for some reason. I might have this post as an ongoing thing, and whenever I find something new that tickles my pickle, I will keep adding to the list. So, here we go!

Nectar & Ambrosia by rogersgreenhair (i don't know if they have a tumblr or not). Holy shit y'all. This is some excellent fem!Froger smut. One of the best f/f smut I've ever read in general. The sexual tension, and then the actual sex scene is off the charts. I'm still shook.

Incomplete Loves by @borealis-strange. This fic was posted only recently, and it's looking out to be quite intriguing. Your delicious high school AU with rivalry and possibly a mystery. I'm sold.

Mercury-Hutton King AU by @joefanelli. One of the first fem!queen fics ever posted, and what was a huge inspiration for me. It's such a lovely take on fem!Jimercury - truly golden.

Calling All Ladies by @nightoftheland. Another one that inspired me greatly! Incredibly hot smut, each chapter a different pairing- but all of them absolutely delicious. Gets extra points for the realistic descriptions of f/f sex!

The Millionaire's Dinner sadly orphaned- I know who wrote it, but since they clearly don't want to be associated with this anymore, I won't tag them. Mind the warnings on this one- it's a deliciously kinky story, with Maylor as the main couple.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Impossible n'est past Francais (Impossible Isn't French), Muggle Magic and Rhiannon by @emmaandorlando. Can you tell I really love her genderbent fics 😂 so, GPB is based on the Marilyn Monroe movie of the same title, and I'm already hooked as hell. The banter in this is top-tier, starring Froger. INPF is a very gripping Domtay Halloween fic- mind the warnings on it, it is quite shocking. MM is poly smut played out at Hogwarts. Do I need to say more? And finally, Rhiannon is just the perfect fem!Maylor fic, with pining neighbors!

Knock, Knock and Two Princesses by @freesiafields. KK is a mouth-watering fem!Frian dressing room sex ficlet (which was gifted to me! ❤️), and TP is the cutest little Jimercury story with lovely fairytale themes!

so tell me (why my gods look like you), i saw mommy kissing santa claus and angel of small death by @iamnotbrianmay. STM reads more like a poem rather than a fic, it's a gorgeous introspection with immortal Brianna in the focus. ISMKSC is that flirty/fluffy Breaky Christmas ficlet we all need (I mean Brianna in christmas themed lingerie??) AoSD is a Froger soulmate AU- incredible angst material for those who like hurting as much as I do.

my heart is where you are and Merry Christmas by @queensilveryrog. MHIWYA is a cute Maylor fic- all your needs for cuddly content satisfied. MC is the sweetest Deacury Christmas fic- I smile just thinking about it!

It's Not What I'm Used To by @living-on-my-own-fm. Written for Froger week, this beautiful story features vulnerable Freddie and protective Regina - extra points for the references to femme exclusion, and the shitty expectations of being a gold star lesbian! Really hits hard.

There'll Never Be No Other Love Like Yours For Me by @xsheerheartattackx. Such a heartwarming Halloween themed Breaky fic, with witches and curses and the power of love.

tastes like strawberries on a summer evening by @peachydeacon. Outdoor sex with Breaky - did I get you hooked yet? The mix of tooth-rotting fluff and delicious smut in this is simply awesome. Mind blown.

Two Souls In Love by @pumpkinlilyao3. The cutest getting together story starring Froger - mutual pining, second guessing, and then a beautiful happy ending, just the way I like it. This is the first instance of me reading a somewhat tomboyish Regina, and you know what? I'm digging it.

Entangled by @eileen-crys. A sweet Johnica story with electrician Joan (very hot concept, right?) and adorably clumsy Veronica. Also, fun friendship moments on the side!

Safe And Sound another sadly orphaned story. It was looking out really amazing, the set up is an eventual poly!queen Hunger Games AU, and the characterization was soooooo good!

London Is Calling (Let Music lead you to the love) by @sammyspreadyourwings. An incredible series containing gripping little ficlets about a burlesque AU, with some incredible smut scenes and flying dialogue.

If The Sun Is Shining, Stand In It and I love you (I'm glad I exist) by @johndykeon. ITSISSIT is a domestic as hell fic about Breaky and their thousand children (i aspire to live like this), and ILY is such tender smut and fluff, never had been the act of sharing an orange with your girl so intimate.

Bring On The Love by SweetIllusions (i don't know if they have a tumblr or not). The perfect fic for Christmas, complete with sweet poly and breaking down over finding the perfect gifts.

hijack my heart; and green light by @sweetestsight. HMH contains sexy gangster ladies in suits robbing banks and girls supporting girls, with some enemies to lovers hints sprinkled in. Chef's kiss. GL has hippies and weed and hitchhiking and incredible poly smut - i mean what else do you need?

Back To The Light by @valesweetdreams. Another lovely gift for me (❤️), this is a wonderful retelling of Smile turning to Queen- through the lense of a beautiful Maylor coming of age/love story.

What A Princess Wants by @katetheduck-writes. A super cute Froger ficlet with Royalty AU and ditching princes for Princesses and gorgeous weddings!

Of Course (Revisited) by @rhohemian-bapsody. This is the absolute perfect description of what it feels like to be on your period and having a girlfriend who you greatly love but get incredibly pissed off by. A cute Froger story.

I Got You Babe and Lady May by @mother-mercury44. IGYB is Froger meeting at a festival- girls supporting girls and smoking weed and getting rid of asshole dudes to have amazing sex in a tent instead. I approve, i really do. LM is breaky childhood lovers, playing house until they can actually be together. Aww.

My Baby Does Me another orphaned fic 😢 it's Froger being super domestic, equal amounts fluffy and smutty. Just all in all a very feel good fic.

The way you touch by Anonymous. It's just Frian PWP, but my god, what an incredibly good one!! Really, if you want nothing but fantastic smut, click on this link.

Something Special by @sirenlovesqueen. Fem!Frian being super cute domestic girlfriends, cuddling and writing a song together.

You really are the greatest (plumber) in town by specialsnowflake (i don't know if they have a tumblr or not). My very first gift, and based on my own story as well!! ❤️ They really nailed the girls from KYA I must say!!

I should have worshipped her sooner by @anotherhystericalqueen. A cute Maylor soulmate AU, complete with waking up with initials and not knowing who they belong to. Incredible.

Chapter 3 and 5 of Find Me Somebody To Love Jimercury Week Collection by @anironsidh. You should read the whole thing because it's amazing really, but these two chapters are fem!queen. Chapter 3 is a blind date au, and chapter 5 is fake dating. Both are incredible.

Like I'm not Somebody's Daughter by @vinylerafemslash. Read the tags on this one- it's a heartbreaking, but gorgeous story about healing. It features all the girls and even fem!Elton, and it's just all kinds of awesome.

Let me be clear : I'd stay HOURS waiting in the cold night in London for Michael Sheen while listening to you singing Flower of Scotland.

I've done it. 100% would do it again.

Thank YOU for bearing with my insanity.

Crowley takes Aziraphale's money to give away and that's hilarious to me.

I like to imagine him trying to convince the other demons that he himself is still evil cause he stole money from an angel.

"I didn't give money away. I successfully tempted an angel to give away all his money! He has no money now! See? Evil me."

An unbreakable and invisible bond across time and space. 🤍

I had to put these two images together. Just too ineffable. 🥂

I love to imagine them bonded like in japanese folklore by the Akai Ito, always and everywhere, thought time and space.

What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

Some thingS if I may.

Reblog if there's something wrong with you

I'll never stop reblogging hand art.

I won't leave you here alone....

Quand l'indécence est suggérée par la pudeur.

Mon coeur soubresaute à la vue de ces mains qui se frôlent, ces doigts, dont on voudrait qu'ils s'entrelacent.

Je fonds sous la chaleur de ce qui pourrait être.

Having lots of feelings about them

Oh an Angel showing his Lust what a treat.

Aziraphale's heart eyes 😍

Ok @justpretendygood this is scary accurate for you.

I absolutely wasn't expecting to get this result. I'm not sure I agree with everything but eh, costs way less than a therapy lmao. Wish I had his scottish accent though. Life would be funnier at least !

Thanks for the hug i'll accept it gladly.

I'll tag @davidtennantssideburns @fennecfoxdavid and @crowley-did-this. We don't know each other but I guess a David quizz would make you happy.

as someone who has obviously done extensive research on the topic i would like to present to you all...dyketennant's "which david tennant character are you" uquiz

@ineffabildaddy, I just realised I read your post wrong and I really imagined people putting you in a pot of chicken stock and adding bad veggies in it ?

Felt very wise to me too at the moment.

A Shame Soup.

if the things i say about michael sheen on private message to my mates were ever leaked to the press, i fear the general public would have no choice but to put me in the stocks for at least 48 hours and throw rotten vegetables at me for shame

I am unwell OP.

The animation is so smooth, the colors, the details but mostly ... The work you did on the lights. Just gorgeous. I just want to be a cat and nap following the lightstream you made. And then, when the night comes, I'd go on Crowley's lap to bring him peace.

Sometimes the quality of the art makes the heartbreak worth it.

Forgot to post here haha

Hi guys ☀️

Thank you to my darling @justpretendygood for tagging me.

So, this little thing is probably what looks like me most of the days ( obsession with cats VERY included ). I cut my hair from the butt to a bob recently so yeah rn it's a messy curly wild nest but it's very freeing !

About the song, I also recently got back to the gym and while I'm watching Michael Sheen's TV shows during cardio (HIGHLY effective), I need to be shaken up and feel like a bad bitch during weight lifting and lemme tell ye SOAD songs WORK. Ok I'm lifting 4 miserable kilograms BUT with them in my ears it's like I'm carrying a whole bag o' potatoes !

So if you want to, I'll tag you guys @durmik because you booped me to death and I liked it. @catofmyth cause I love cats, I really love cats. @chocolatecoffeeshot , @just-a-bitch-i-know , @summercampghostie , and @awkwxrdapple cause I love your blogs and I like to see you pop up on my feed.

Voilà ! Bye, have a nice day 🤍💖

i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)

this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3

I'm in love with hands and eyes. I could watch them for hours. So OP this .. this makes my heart pounds.

just to hide outside your door 🐍🍎

Happy Birthday to the one and only 49 yo babygirl in my heart.

Never stop killing us with kindness please.

PEDRO PASCAL SAG Awards | 2024

OP. You're one of the reasons humans have hands.

Posted this on Instagram and people seemed to enjoy it so here's the high quality image

not just pretendy boop,

but PROPERLY BOOP

I felt like i owe this to humanity, i made this on my phone in 20 mins please enjoy nonetheless

I'm sorry if I didn't write properly my thoughts (english isn't my mothertongue).

I meant that sometimes I long belonging to a physical place. Like the bliss, warmth and tranquility of home. But here feels like it. Even if my body cannot be "in" it, my mind can. It's very comforting to know that, as you said, since it's pocket sized, whenever I feel like I need this feeling I can just open my app and find peers and friends.

I've had online friends since I was 13 and they matter SO much. They are part of my life, they know me sometimes better than others, we've been there for each other through thick and thin. I'm so very happy to have found a community where this kind of friendship is valued as any other. ❤️✨

Apart from allowing me to avoid intrusive awful thoughts today, the boops really showed me so many nice new blogs, gorgeous art, funny people.

It's so very special to feel like I belong somewhere. Even if it's not a "real place" but online.

Apart from allowing me to avoid intrusive awful thoughts today, the boops really showed me so many nice new blogs, gorgeous art, funny people.

It's so very special to feel like I belong somewhere. Even if it's not a "real place" but online.

Edit : by " Real place " I meant " physical place " where it's socially accepted to have friends, but here this norm doesn't exist and this makes it so much more inclusive ❤️✨

I wanna boop one (1) person and it's Bark Ruffalo.

Aw guys see... this is friendship. @justpretendygood only makes my life better.

PAR CONTRE.

MAYBE.

I WANNA BOOP ANOTHER NOSE NOW BECAUSE OF THIS PIC 🥲

I wanna boop one (1) person and it's Bark Ruffalo.

Give me serotonin plz.

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

I wanna boop one (1) person and it's Bark Ruffalo.

I believe Booping is the brother of Poking. Used to poke back in the day. Will happily boop now.

I wonder, is the booping an initiative to make new friends or to communicate with people you never talk to?

Because i know literally one (1) person on this site (and appreciate a lot of artists I don't personally know but they make my life better), so other than @bichatonne who else am I supposed to boop?

Just asking. Anyone out there wanna be booped?