Not Yet...

Not yet...

But yesterday I went to Bodyshop with a friend and tried all the body butters, with the intention of finding the perfect scent to make someone fall in love with you.

She said thats only lust, but I insist perfumes are for lust but body butters are for love. You don't smell mangoes on a person and think you wan to fuck them, you want to cuddle them and play with their hair and listen to them talk about their passions!!

To summarise, no wife but I'm hopeful

I just want a desi wife to wear beautiful lehengas with and fast for Teej/Karwa chauth together and dance on Bollywood songs and braid each other's hair asdghjkll

Is THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK For

literally i cannot stress how important it is that everyone has a thing.

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

salmonella story for context

I think society in general needs more silly hats. I think it would solve a lot of problems

Omg external advisors and whether or not to listen to them is literally what I'm learning in game theory right now.

I am so tempted to send this post to my professor

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this