Me:*climbing Up A Tree Branch To Get To The Actual Tree

Me:*climbing up a tree branch to get to the actual tree

Also me:*not noticing the branch is dead until I hear an ominous crack

Me a split second later: FUC—*as I fall to the ground and bust my ass

lol, sure had a fun time afterwards(not). Had to walk the half mile home with a fucked up back and a small limp.

Two moods

Songs I like

I’ll probably find most of these songs annoying in like a week or two, but I like them right now so here you go

-House of Asmodeus

-Careful what you wish for-(By Jack Harris)

-Skyfall-(By Adele)

-Honeybee-(By Steam Powered Giraffe)

-Courtesy call-(By Thousand foot Krutch)

-Nothing-(By Emile Autumn)

-Can’t catch me now-(By Olivia Rodrigo)

-Golden Hour-(By JVKE)

-Gypsies, Tramps and thieves-(By Cher)

Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

I saw the total solar eclipse with my own eyes, it was beautiful

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"