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Yield Your Eye Socket To The Mango Man

I am drowning in the inevitable circumstance called life.

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Im Always Thinking About That Post Where Someones Grandma Said Some People Have Never Cleaned A Bathroom

im always thinking about that post where someones grandma said “some people have never cleaned a bathroom and it shows” bc it does show

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7 months ago

My family is still staying in half of the church that wasn’t affected by the bombing because there is nowhere else to stay other than tents. They are limited to one small meal a day and one shower a week. They are sleeping on the floors, but no one can sleep since there is bombing everywhere around them. Even when there is no bombing, they can still hear the loud buzzing sound of the military planes above them, which would keep anyone who hears it awake. Along with everything, My grandma has diabetes and osteoporosis, so she can’t walk. She has to take her insulin medication along with many others; however, she has run out of many of her medications.” Am on my knees requesting for donation. Target $450

I’ve just donated, will try to donate whenever I can as I’m also low on money. Thank you for reaching out and I hope you reach your target as well as freedom <3


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8 months ago

Urgent 🚨 🚨

My mother makes us bread despite the difficult situation and the lack of necessities of life 😔

The war has entered its ninth month and everything is getting worse 💔

Please help me get my family out of there and protect them from war and bombing🙏🙏

Donate to Help Ahmed family to travel to a save place, organized by Alaa Al khateeb
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7 months ago

whoever invented the car alarm and allowed it to be able to go off in the middle of the night unprompted needs to see me in the ring not for anything serious I just wanna fight


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8 months ago

‼️Emergency please don't skip‼️

Emergency Please Don't Skip

🇵🇸 save family lost their home ,dreams and everything in Gaza 🇵🇸

This is my home before the war and after the war how it became💔💔💔

Before: After:

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Emergency Please Don't Skip

We have been through many wars before, but this war was not like the ones before it. Our lives were turned upside down. We became displaced from one place to another. We are the Anas family, residents of northern Gaza, specifically in the Shujaiya area. In the first week of the war, we fled our home because everyone considered our home to be in a dangerous area. We moved to the Rimal area, specifically in the middle of Gaza. There, we received the news that our home, which contained all our beautiful memories, was bombed. Suddenly, it was gone!!! Just thinking that your home, which you worked hard on and built from scratch and took a lot of your life, was gone in less than a second ! After a while, we left the sands to the Al-Zawaida area because of the heavy shelling. We stayed there for about two weeks, and then the terrorist army asked us to go to Rafah. We actually fled for the fourth time to Rafah and stayed there for two months, some of the most difficult days of our lives, as there was no way or means to live a normal life. 😔😔 After that, because of the invasion of Rafah, we moved to Deir al-Balah. Now, we are in very difficult and oppressive circumstances.

We are asking you with all shame to support and stand by us in these difficult circumstances that everyone knows because we lost our home, our work and any stable source of income. Thank you all.

🔗 🔗 Gofundme link for donations 👇👇👇👇🔗 🔗

Donate to Help Anas family in Gaza ,Save us from war and bombing, organized by Moaz  MUHAISEN
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Hello everyone, We are the Anas family, consisting of 5 m… Moaz MUHAISEN needs your support for Help Anas family in Gaza ,Save us fr

Please, we are in dire need of you and your support. If you cannot donate, you can share☹️❤️🥹

Even $5 will make a big difference and save us!

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9 months ago

Adding on here. this also transfers over to Aussies as well where I work has a big range of people with different job types and I can say with certainty all of the tradies (construction, carpenter, labouring class) who come in have the thick Aussie accent that you hear in a lot of movies with the token Australian character.

However those who work in office jobs or never been around the accent simply don’t have it, I know this because I don’t but when I’m around my friends who do my own accent gets thicker and more slang comes out. Didn’t realize it was a working class thing. Good to know.

why are british people always so mad when people make jokes about their accents. sorry you say yewchube. it’s funny though innit


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