I Don't Mean To Kink Shame, But Can Someone PLEASE Just Write A Nice Fluffy Grindelwald Fiction That

I don't mean to kink shame, but can someone PLEASE just write a nice fluffy Grindelwald fiction that has NOTHING TO DO WITH RAPE PLEASE?

My honest reactions to seeing them:

P.S: Please don't take these the wrong way

Ok, I know I'm a bit late, and I know everyone is simping for Jacob, Sarah, and even Captain Crow, and it's nice and all, but....

WHY IS NO ONE SIMPING FOR THE DOCTOR/SURGEON FALA?? LIKE MY GOODNESS, HE 🌟LOOKS AND SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL🌟 AS HECK, LIKE, I WOULD LITERALLY ST*B MYSELF WITH A HARPOON JUST TO GET NEAR HIM, UGH.

I just feel like he's CRIMINALLY underrated, and I'm sorry I couldnt post any photos, there's hardly any of him on the internet, and phone won't allow me to take screenshots on Netflix due to a "pRiVaCy pOLiCy". BUT YEAH.

AND PLEASE POST ANY AND IF MANY PHOTOS/GIFS YALL HAVE OF HIM, PLEASE.

Just a thought.

Okay guys, I know alot of OG fans dislike the ac games from origins to valhalla so far, because "It's not a real assassin thing", but, yall have to keep in mind, that they're the literal ORIGINS of how the brotherhood came to be. CHRONOLOGICALLY, Odyssey comes first, Origins is second, and Valhalla is third, cause Kassandra is Aya's great grandmother,(they're related), and then Aya married Bayek, yadayada, then after the whole thing, she and him discovered the symbol for the brotherhood, and she founded the brotherhood in Rome, and THEN it spread all the way to England. The probable reason they arent really "assassins", is because they're in the literal ORIGINS of the brotherhood coming to be, which means they're still developing the tenets and shit.

Anywhore, I respect y'alls opinions abt ur dislike towards the recent games, as everyone is allowed to have their own opinions, but, all I'm saying, is to keep the stuff on top in mind.

I want Copperhead to FRICKING strangle me with his tail, spit acid venom down my throat, and look me in the eyes while doing so. Choke me daddy.

Ok, you guys have probably already figured this out, but I have a theory....

What if Captain Crow lost his eye BECAUSE OF A PREVIOUS DEAL WITH GWEN BATTERBIE?

Hear me out, when the Captain went to get the Hand of God from Batterbie, she said something like,

"I know why you're here, it's always the same reason, Captain."

When she said "it's always the same reason.", what if he and his crew have been tasked with the bounty of the red Bluster, and he failed so many times, that he eventually went to Batterbie... maybe she gave him something, and for the price, its was something valuable? And therefore, his eye got lost?

End of theory.

Edit: I know it was the Red Bluster, but maybe batterbie had something to do with it. Remember when she charged the Hand of God for everything that Crow had? In the end, even if she wasnt there, Crow lost everything. So yeah, maybe she priced something in the past for something valuable from him, and therefore, she took his eye.

PLEASE. GUYS. I BEG YALL TO MAKE MORE GOOD SCOURGE X READER FICS PLS. I WILL BURN THE WORLD FOR THEM.

AND I MEAN SCOURGE FROM TRANSFORMERS RISE OF THE BEASTS