Blackcherry-cupcake - Nothing To See Here

The more I get into it, the more pissed off I get

Things that J. J and Terrio "kind of forgot"

Leia sending her kid away with Luke because she wasn't a damn Jedi.

Ben's character development in the course of The Last Jedi.

Ben Solo never wanting to be a Sith and the fact he was never, ever a Sith.

Snoke not being a damn Sith.

Rey's outfit change that represented her character development and sexual awakening.

Rey's Heroine's Journey.

Rey's character development, compassion and feminity.

Finn's entire character development.

Finn not being Force sensitivity and leaving the FO by free will, not some shit about the Force.

Poe being the son of two famous pilots and not a damn smuggler.

The Force Bond sound effect.

The elevator where Ben and Rey talking having cameras, plus making it something that could hurt Ben's rule.

Ben accusing Rey of killing Snoke, which is never mentioned.

Palpatine being the OG Voldemort and therefore not wanting to be part of the circle of life but wanting live forever.

Pablo Hidalgo saying that Palpatine didn't have children.

... Selling your children to a horrible juke trader is bad.

Rey admitting herself that her parents were nobody.

Rey struggling with the Dark Side because her own shit life and not because some damn bloodline bullshit.

Luke not having idea of who Rey was when she met her, not showing any sign of recognition. Same with Leia.

"See you around, kid."

"No one is ever really gone." That was meant to Ben, not fucking Palpatine, you stupid hacks.

Rose being one of the main characters with an arc of her own.

Poe having an arc of his own.

Finn having an arc of his own.

Any of the characters sans Ben moving the plot.

Bringing people from the dead with the Force was considering bad.

Powers are not heritary. Count Dooku had Force Lighting too, does that mea that he was a Palpatine too?

Ben and Rey already passing the phase of fighting in their relationship.

Ben not wanting to turn Rey to the Dark Side.

Rey Nobody being already canon.

Rey hating Jakku.

The entire of TFA.

(feel free to add)

(anti-reylos don't interact)

Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper: Ends with Erika being proposed to by King Dominick but she turns him down upon her decision that she wants to fulfill her dream as singer. The King promises he will wait for her with no expectations on her part and Erika then travels the world at her leisure, returning afterwards only after coming to that decision herself where they then get married.

Me, a literal child, not yet presented with media that does not vilify the female protagonist for having ambition and personal autonomy outside of her love interest and gives her an ending in which she gets both love and her dreams:

Fuck JJ Abrams

Why did they give Rey a fertility necklace and make her stare at kids if she wasn’t gonna have Jedi babies with Ben??????

TROS : *ends*

Me :

TOP 5 things that happened at the Golden Globes 2020 (in no particular order)

Ricky Gervais calling out Leo on his borderline pedofilia

Ricky Gervais telling Hollywood to stfu because even if they like to pretend they're not they're part of the 1% and they know nothing about how real life works

Ricky Gervais using the word racist to describe Hollywood

Ricky Gervais calling out Hollywood for turning a blind eye to Harvey Weinstein and pretending that doesnt happen regularly

Joaquin Phoenix saying eat the rich and reminding Hollywood that they're going down too

BONUS: Bong Joon-ho telling Hollywood that if they really mean to be inclusive they need to start READING like the rest of the world