Loki Laufeyson - Tumblr Posts
sylvie: why are you ignoring mobius?
loki: i’m playing hard to get
sylvie: why would you do that? you’re already hard to want
thor: you know, there are times when i think you don’t take me seriously
loki: really? there are times you think i do?
thor: hold on! i'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures
bruce: what?
loki: an idea. he’s having an idea
mobius: why do you always see the worst in people?
loki: because people are the worst
thor: guess what i’m about to get
loki: on my nerves
loki: if i can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, i think my body will shut down
sylvie: so you two are dating now?
loki and mobius: yes
sylvie: why?
loki: well, i happen to find mobius very appealing
sylvie: no, i understand that. i’m just trying to figure out what’s wrong with mobius
thor: i am full of love
loki: you are full of shit
mobius: do you have any skeletons in your closet?
loki: you mean figuratively or literally?
mobius:
mobius: the fact that i have to specify-
thor: you’re supposed to be dead!
loki: i get that a lot, actually
mobius: why are you like this?
loki: i used too much "no more tears" shampoo as a kid and i haven't felt a single emotion since
thor: murder is never the answer
valkyrie: of course, murder is a question
loki: and the answer is yes
loki: accidentally went and got myself killed last night but the universe won’t let me die so i’m back
loki: the path to inner peace begins with four words
loki: not my fucking problem
loki: what the hell are daddy issues?
loki: just traumatize your father back!
mobius: homicide can’t solve all your problems!
loki: it has before
loki: murder wasn’t on today’s agenda
mobius: murder isn’t on anyone’s agenda
loki: no, it is on mine, just not until thursday
loki: saw someone accuse me of lying for attention which i RESENT
loki: i lie because it’s fun and, crucially, very very easy
loki: i am the problem here, i am fully aware. but i've made the decision to inflict me on everyone else
mobius:
loki: shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut anytime you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father's house while chanting ominously about his sins
mobius:
mobius: are you… okay?