Uuugghh.. I Never Learn

Uuugghh.. I never learn 💀💀

so Tequila, we meet again.. 😈

Unuseful life advice from the Noise machine:

Don't drink to the point of puking on your cat. They're really hard to clean.

Am I forced to practice what I preach today.. mhm.

Putting some pep in it.

tnx @veone 🖤

How these bitches have been my emotional support band since the very first time I heard their selftiteld album tho..

Hold up, hold up. Vibe with this.. I had the glorious fucking idea of sharing actual [terribly stupid and hopefully funny] life advice with y'all. Lol. This is gonna be great.. I'll call it:

Unuseful life advice from the Noise machine

[As with the "the more you know" random facts I will tag these posts with the headline as to collect the full fountain of stupidity drenched knowledge that is I.. you're welcome. And I'm sorry in advance.] 💀

Early morning moments

Hard night. Well soaked. Looks cold.. Cheers boi. 🍻