I Was Slobbering On His Massive Bald Head And That's Why It Looks Shiny

I was slobbering on his massive bald head and that's why it looks shiny

I slobber on his bald til he gate

The only thing I'd let him ascend is his hairline

i should post baldstarion. you guys would really fucking hate it

YES!!! sure he's very handsome but HES EVEN MORE SILLY!!! I FUCKING HATE THIS BUFFOON (I'm gonna smooch him) 😻😻

Ok now that I've come off from my high phase I can finally love that Astarion is an idiot. Fuck his romantic alter ego, this man is a goofball, a buffoon, a theater kid and it's the best part of his character. He doesn't know shit about the world, would throw himself in the fucking flames just to see if they're hot, he's absurdely vain for someone who can't see his reflection, like he's SO convinced he's the most beautiful thing in the world it's actually hilarious (you're right pookie but PLEASE you can't even remember your face), his parents probably spoiled him shitless and constantly told him he was the most beautiful kid ever and he holds to that memory for dear life and he stands like his head is empty and he's constantly staring at some invisible loophole like a fucking hypnotised cat, he runs like Naruto and replies "mh?" if you stir him up and he probably missed the entirety of the conversation you were having with Mr. NPC.

He's literally such a menace and such a little piece of shit I wanna squeeze him until he squeaks.

The only way ik how to draw astarion is him being a big softie!! whoopsie!! (Wip~)

Alsooo I'm dropping some links for my tarot project tomorrow so to the lovely ppl who want to follow it: keep an eye out!! :3

PERIODDD ‼️‼️

@hippotooth 🫡

*sigh* me and may friends paid Theo Solomon to say in Wyll's voice that he's "in da club straight up jorkin it" so of course I have to infect as many people as possible with this newly created cursed audio

Update: we met him at dragoncon and he actually recognized us from the cameo 😭 he was very sweet and enjoyed our wyll ravengard fanclub/sus coven shenanigans

BIG BG3 TAROT UPDATE!!! YAYYYY

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Google Docs

HarlotHysteria BG3 Tarot Deck Project

HarlotHystaria’s BG3 Tarot Deck INFO -----------------------------------------------------

This is a big Google doc containing all resources to follow my project and alsooo MORE POLLS!! (On Google form)