Tinkaton = Murder Murderer

tinkaton = murder murderer

“No Tinka-Ron, go find Mawile.” Anyway, this is based on the lemme smash meme, thought it’d be perfect for this occasion “You want hammer? She doesn’t want hammer… Squish and hammer? No.” “Tinka-ron, I’m leaving.” “Wha-”

BETS

do you ever just make bets with yourself, like

"if this youtuber comes on myrecomended imma do my chores"

then don´t do it anyway

also might be a good idea to reblog, otherwise noone will see it

INSIDE JOB, MY BELOVED!!!!! WWWWWHHHHYYYYYY NETFLIX WHY!!!!!!!!!! I DID MY DUTY AND BINGED IT AS SOON AS IT CAME OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! PLS TUMBLR! I KNOW THIS IS A CHATIC HELLSITE, BUT FOR ONE TIME WE CAN USE OUR COMBINED CHAOS POWER TO GET INSIDE JOB BACK!!!!!!

plant is new religiomnf

tumblr tuesday: big aims

Sometimes it’s all uphill. The road is tough, the journey long. It’s raining, you’re tired, and you’ve also run out of milk. You huff a sigh and settle down to a screen flickering with the edges of the day ahead. Some days are just like this. But we get there, we do. Sometimes simply by the power of pure, dull-headed doggedness. What will today be? A game that’s been played unaltered for centuries? A territory with arbitrary lines separating it from the other territories? A plant spiraling through the cosmos? No matter, because you still have Stuff To Do ™: summits to scale, levels to beat, goals to meet. We all have our Big Games. Every day. What is your Big Game right now? Whatever your today holds, here is some nonsense encouragement to go with inspirational images made by your esteemed colleagues here on The Internet:

call it "on a roll" or "in roll", vive it six seasons and a movie, i need this, in this cruel and unusual world, I just need this one thing pls

had a dream last night where marbles were back en vogue and everyone carried their marbles around in cute little pouches that they'd clip onto their backpacks or purse straps or belt loops so they'd always have their marbles on them and your marbles were deeply personal objects that showcased your individual personality and people would get really passionate and proud of them and playing for keeps was a deeply serious and honor-bound affair and i played a game with an old man while waiting for a bus and he told me how he met his wife while playing in a for-keeps tournament and in a miracle shot he knocked out her most precious marble a brilliant sparkling green one with an inside like a geode and when he looked up he found she was crying at its loss and so right there on the spot he proposed to her so that she could divorce him and take it back in the divorce "but in the end," he told me, "she kept me and the marble" and i awoke teary and resentful to be ripped from a fleeting world that had found for itself such a small and beautiful peace

AND SHE IS FROM MY COUNTRY!!!!!! AKA SWEDEN!!! LOVeELY

Hanna K. Nyström came in clutch for the gays and made Bubbline official 💕