BETS

BETS

do you ever just make bets with yourself, like

"if this youtuber comes on myrecomended imma do my chores"

then don´t do it anyway

this movie is a masterpiece and you will never be able to otherwise convince me so.

Nothing will ever be as good of a joke than somebody saying “This is hard for me to say” and then you replying with “Is it osteoporosis?”

And that came from the Penguins of Madagascar Movie

tumblr tuesday: the many benefits

@aquariumpacific and @oregonzoo joined us last week! Welcome! To celebrate, here are some blogs you might enjoy if you like sea (and sea-adjacent) creatures. 

@marinememes​:

@sarahmackattack​ is on a mission to get everyone to know exactly how cool squid are:

@montereybayaquarium​ is known for its jelly cams, but have you checked out the other live feeds? Currently: nesting African penguins!

@noaasanctuaries​ shares wonders from the national marine sanctuaries in the US:

And finally, as mentioned, @aquariumpacific​ are new here. They want you to meet this leopard shark. His name is Sam. 

also might be a good idea to reblog, otherwise noone will see it

INSIDE JOB, MY BELOVED!!!!! WWWWWHHHHYYYYYY NETFLIX WHY!!!!!!!!!! I DID MY DUTY AND BINGED IT AS SOON AS IT CAME OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! PLS TUMBLR! I KNOW THIS IS A CHATIC HELLSITE, BUT FOR ONE TIME WE CAN USE OUR COMBINED CHAOS POWER TO GET INSIDE JOB BACK!!!!!!

why is everyone asḱing why aroace ppl took garlic bread as our thing?

it`s really very obvious,, garlic bread is delicious. and we wanted to have ito ourselves.

HAHAHAHAH! FUCK YEAH, THE SWEDISH DUB IS STILL UP HERE!!!

just realized how the dub got taken off streaming platforms literal days before level-5 vision. what are they cooking-