Blondie1006 - BlondieXxX

We have my sisters dog round, right and she's kinda stupid. So me and my stepmum are watching nerve and we grace at the dog......she ate the tail of her toy!! Like wtf man, she got some of the stuffing as well so we had to pause the film, at a crucial moment, to stuff water down her throat.

This so important because it's true. And it needs to stop!

Watch: Michelle Obama’s speech on the Trump tapes should be required viewing for all Americans

Once when I was in year 8 I had to write a summery of a book from this list and describe my favourite chapter but all the books looks so shit, they were quite literally the epitome of books chosen by school. So I looked up one on goodreads and copied and pasted the summery before looking up chapter summerys and writing some bullshit about character development. I got a grade effort 4 (the highest there is) and a reward point while my friend who wrote it all out herself and actually read the book got told not to base it off of book reviews online.

*sipping tea*

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

“All my ex-girlfriends are Asian.”

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.