Jake; I Saw You Hanging Out With Claudette Yesterday!

Jake; I saw you hanging out with Claudette yesterday!

Dwight: J-Jake!! It's not what you think!!

Jake; I WON'T HESITATE BITCH!!! *Snatches Dwight's glasses, and repeatedly shines flashlight in Dwight's eyes*

Dwight:

Okay, I'm assuming slasher soooo..Here ya go. I got excited, sorry lol. If you want a different fandom let me know!

I'm going to give you two slashers because...Well, I can. Lmao.

First Slasher I pair you with is Billy Loomis!

○ First thing Billy notices is your beautiful long wine red hair

○ That immediately stood out because it sorta reminds him of his victims when he cuts them

○ He also notices your petite, but that's besides the point lol

○ He IMMEDIATELY becomes attached and wants to protect you

○ As the relationship evolves he becomes more and more protective and you become attached

○ If he ever has to leave he will first cuddle the absolute hell out of you to make you more relaxed

○ When and if he does leave he tries to make it as quick a possible

○ When he comes back he cuddles more with you

○ Which leads to some very passionate loving

○ Lots of horror movie dates

○ If you get scared during the movie he rubs your back and sets you in his lap

○ As an anniversary present he would get you whatever animal you wanted

○ If he had a choice to name the animal he would name it after a slasher (if it's any type of dog it would be named Jason, cat would be Michael, anything else would be Freddy)

○ He LOVES it when you show him your artwork 

○ Overall, you two would be an amazing match

Second Slasher I Pair You With is Bubba Sawyer (this specific Leatherface only)!

○ This soft boi here

○ First thing he notices is your very green grey eyes

○ He LOVES staring into your eyes

○ He also adores how small you are 

○ Lots of hugs from this boi here

○ Most of the time he will lift you up and spin you or carry you on his shoulder

○ If you read to him he will lay his head in your lap or set you in his lap with his chin resting on your head

○ Totally would fall asleep to the sound of your cute voice while you read

○ He loves your adoration for animals, so he would get you one

○ Most likely some Texan animal like a coyote or armadillo 

○ He would also bring you cactus' for some reason

○ He HATES leaving you to go cut down some trespassers 

○ He also has separation anxiety so you two would definitely bond on that level

○ He hates how loud his family is

○ If any one of his family members picks on you he starts to get angry

○ No one picks on his cute petite girly!

○ He adores the fact that you're sweet to him, he's always wanted that in someone

○ Overall, this relationship is so cute

I lied. One more slasher, lmao. I had fun making this.

The Last Slasher I Pair You with is Amanda Young!

○ She immediately notices..Well, everything

○ Not even joking, this woman is so damn observant I-

○ She immediately becomes attached

○ She won't approach you first though because she's actually a little nervous

○ But she will leave little small and rare hints

○ She likes watching from afar and making sure no man or woman come near you

○ If someone does, don't expect to see them EVER again

○ But when she does approach she only says a few words and they are quiet

○ She may he a tough exterior and tough interior when she works for Kramer or does her own puzzles, but she becomes nervous when she actually likes/appreciates someone

○ Later on in the relationship she becomes nervous when you leave or when she leaves

○ Always plays with your hair, not even joking

○ If you're getting your hair ready she will snatch the brush and do your hair for you, she would do it anyways even if it wasn't wine red

○ She requires attention like a cat

○ You reading? Not anymore. 

○ She will lay her head in your lap

○ She isn't a big fan of animals because..Well, sometimes they're loud,  but if you want one REAAALLLLYYYY badly she will get you one

○ She understand your emotions because that's how she feels around others

Hope you enjoyed this and got what you wanted!

So! A matchup for a matchup! I'm a 5'2" 120lb EXTREMELY petite, pansexual female. Ive got long wine red hair (Yes its dyed) and very green grey eyes. Im told that I've got a gift for animals (More like a soft spot) and I enjoy reading, writing, and art. I can be shy and I do have some separation anxiety (It can get bad) and I will pretend that I don't care but I get so soft for people. I hide my big heart inside but I do my best to help others and I suppose I am a little sweet to people. Thanks!

Mkay, really quick, which fandom would you like? I'm assuming slasher?

RZ Michael & Thomas Hewitt: *Headbangs to Slipknot*

Bubba: *Shakes his head and turns on country music*

Thomas & Michael:

Tony: Does thou mother know you weareth her drapes??

Steve: I... Don't get it.

Thor: I don't know whether to be insulted or not.

Tony: Stupid ass dinosaurs. Fucking learn goddamn it!

Hello, I'm back! This time with a Marvel set! James Buchanan Barnes, Steve Rogers, and Anthony Stark! Absolutely love these boys and always have ever since I was little! Hope you enjoy them! Let me know who I should make a board for next!

Michael: *Chases someone*

Me: YES, GET HIM!! STAB HIM IN THE HEART!!

Friend: What if that was you??

Me: I'd let Michael shank me any damn day.