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Hex : no one escapes love
I will always love them!! ❤️❤️❤️
The DBD quote book but in character (pt 1)
Pov: you’re a ghostface simp in a lot of these
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Claire: [loading up dbd] guess what time it is! Oh never mind it’s a crash report.
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Wesker: shit the main menu broke my coat again
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Nea: if it’s a Michael I swear to god- [tier 2] OH MY GOD IT’S A MICHAEL
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Feng with the gametag, fuck me ghostface: DADDY! [gets stabbed by ghostface]
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Feng: I hear a Michael.
Steven: I’m surprised he left me the hell alone
Feng: [gets grabbed] OH MY GOD IT’S TOMBSTONE!!!
Steven: what?
Feng: IT’S TOMBSTONE!!!
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Leon: I’m simply just a pretty himbo
Jake: I think you’re just an idiot
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Claudette: [falls sideways in the gate] I fucked up
Steven and feng: [already gone] wha-
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Claire: ok we can finally ready up- ANOTHER CRASH REPORT
Nea: [joking] I’m sorry, it’s my fault, I’m the entity lol
Computer: [bluescreens]
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Nea: I’m sick these crab claws trying to fuck me in the ass
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Jill: wassup sexy~
Leon: sorry I’m dating wesker
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Claire: [on hook] I don’t think he liked it when I stopped him from tunneling nea
Knight: [face camping claire]
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Later in the match
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Nea: OH THATS NOED [leaves rando Steven to die]
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Feng after getting a selfie with ghosty: go find my body there’s a medkit
Ghostface around the corner: hello there
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Nea:GHOSTYDONTKILLMEGHOSTYDONTKILLMEGHOSTYDONTKILLME- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK-
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Nea: ya see he has the whole pinhead TLC
feng: TLC? [visible confusion]
Nea: I said DLC
Feng: [pulls out voice memos]
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Nea: you bullied a baby onryo
Claire: sheva bullied her more! She got more points
Nea: she had no perks!
Claire: . . . Oh hey I got my challenge!
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Ghostface: oh I can do this- THATS A LOBBY FULL OF MEGS! Let me out let me out let me out!!!
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Yui: stop making them dc!!!
Claire: I didn’t mean too!!
Pinhead, crying in the distance: no more pallets!
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Kate: so why don’t you [-] anymore?
Claire: well you see [goes on to explain]
Kate: … huh? I’m sorry I spaced out
Jake: they really opened up to you just then and you spaced out!
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Leon: hey! hey Claire! Wanna see a magic trick?! [flashbangs claire]
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Claire, sick: I sound like bill!!
Bill: [loud coughing in the background]
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Dyslexic Feng, typing in chat: “where where “ you- oh wait. “Were were you” shit. “Were where-“ DAMMIT!
Nea, taking the computer: “where were you?”
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Feng: Danny resonates Florida energy
Leon: care to explain?
Feng: no.
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Feng, nea, vittorio, élodie: [doesn’t even finish loading in]
The knight, seeing it’s crows eye: nope. [DC’s]
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Jill: so anyways before we load in-
Feng [hears a child outside]- EW!
Jill- your windows open
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Haddie: have you ever read the perk stuff for solidarity? It says-
The entity- SILENCE
Nea- so uh- as you where saying?
The entity- [loads haddie and nea into a match]
Haddie: god dammit!!!
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Nea- wesker is AFK!!!
[feng and nea proceed to crouch in front of him]
[the exit gates are powered and neither of them plan to leave]
Feng- I’m gonna die doing what i do best. Grabbing dick and sucking ass [circles wesker crouched]
Have you considered Jake riding Myers shoulders 👀👀👀
Oh for sure I did!
I know some hatch spawns but I still have trouble finding it on some of the new maps... Both as a survivor and as a killer 😩 So I think it would be cute for them to look for it together like that uwu
Originally i was going to write this story into a fic. however, a comic format worked much better so i want with this style instead.
"Bloody and bruised just makes Jake look better."
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Calm spirit
Guess I just had a pile of other pairings I like lying in my files so here they are
Ok I'm not very creative with my shipping dynamics
Gimme suggestions I'll do it again
Omg plz do more dwake ❤️
I love ur art style 😊
More dwake, thank you sm.
It's a crime not everyone has a cowboy cosmetic
Was feeling very soft doing these💗
Jake and his birds
Throw back to my favorite drawing of Jake ever
Calm spirit
If your requests are open: Maybe Jake and Frank with birdies?! :D
Jakeys birds <3
