Guess What Robertsky, Your Pregnancy Test Turned Out Positive !

guess what Robertsky, your pregnancy test turned out positive !🥳

"Congratulations neighbor, I hope that you and your husband have a healthy and strong baby. Have you already chosen your baby's name? What does your husband do? oh my, this is wonderful, it will be the second baby in the building like it was with Anastacha-, wait, my pregnancy test?, sorry miss, I'm not a woman, and, That is not possible"

His contraceptive method is being gay xd, Fun fact, if a man does that and tests positive, he may have a prostate problem if I remember correctly.

Edit: I already searched and yes, it could be prostate or testicular cancer.

Who's your main?

Me:

THE ARCH ILLAGER!!✨

Mi bebo todo hermoso, precioso, divino, mi main, arriba nuestro emperador!!!

"You took me out of Norway, to be in Mexico and your filthy ranch?!!"-Arch illager

"hehe, no te entendí ni verga no se inglés nene"- yo merengues ùwú (me)

The context:

I made him, a crochet ùwú ✨

And yeah, he had an Overalls

Yo y mi amorcito comiendo taquitos con Boing

Me and my sweetheart eating taquitos with Boing

Hola, I come to be heckle or funado :D (idk how say that in English sorry) *crys in mexican*

Edit: wtf!, de dónde vino tanta pinche gente vato?!, I fell asleep and out of nowhere a bunch of people react, I don't know whether to feel proud or impressed

My tier list who's no one's ask to me haha

There it says:

- I made you an altar

- you're great

- I accept you

- fucking damm It, If it weren't because it's illegal to hate you...

- WHY THE FANDOM LOVES YOU?!!

I'm so lazy right now for put all the names....

Haha, I made this soooooo much time ago, this was for Instagram but I emigrated here so, I'm going to bring more Instagram videos and art that I made haha

My FC of Minecraft

Their names are kaled and Adam, Adam is the yellow guy and kaled the illager hehe

Hello, I'm the person behind this blog, and, haha, I'm sorry, this is not about That's not my neighbour, but, I want show this, because I'm still laughing as fuck

Wait for it

AJAJAJJAJSJSKSKSKSKS, LMAO, SKSKSKSJSJ, context: My character is supposed to be blind and I forgot to leave that detail in the character card and I, like an idiot, said that they saw a movie and my character left on his motorcycle, ksjsjsjsjs