Guess What Robertsky, Your Pregnancy Test Turned Out Positive !

guess what Robertsky, your pregnancy test turned out positive !🥳

"Congratulations neighbor, I hope that you and your husband have a healthy and strong baby. Have you already chosen your baby's name? What does your husband do? oh my, this is wonderful, it will be the second baby in the building like it was with Anastacha-, wait, my pregnancy test?, sorry miss, I'm not a woman, and, That is not possible"

His contraceptive method is being gay xd, Fun fact, if a man does that and tests positive, he may have a prostate problem if I remember correctly.

Edit: I already searched and yes, it could be prostate or testicular cancer.

Hewoo, These are the ways Robertsky would ask out

"I was thinking so much and..... I.... I feel something.... I know, I'm just a shoemaker... But... I really feels like you are so the only person I could have a stronger heart beat... And.... I want to ask you If.... Could.... Umm.... Be together?" -Robertsky

Y como Roberto pediría a salir (mexican mode)

"do you want to be my girlfriend?" -The banner says

*Velvety doesn't know how to react, but in the end he said yes*

(I will explain the joke for the Anglo speakers, in Latam we had this joke, someone did that banner and we make memes for that)

"At least he didn't leave me as a ranch girl, dressed up and fussy"

(in Mexico we had the joke about "Steal the ranch girl in exchange for a cow")

Grande Robertsky, siento un buen mexicano, mojando el churro robando al travesti xd

"uuuuh, why are you crying sweetie?, it's ok it's ok, everything will be ok"-Robertsky

Rob i love you so much

"whoa, you are so kind, but, uuuuh, little fella, who are you?, you aren't from the boulevard.."-Robertsky

"ROB, ARE YOU TALKING WITH STRANGER'S AGAIN?!"-Albertsky

"no!, is uuuuh, a client!, hehe, They are telling me some request heh.... Heh..."-Robertsky

"I'M SO MOTHERFUCKER TIRED ALBERTSKY, WHERE IS THAT FUCKING PEACHES PEACHES?!!" -Robertsky

"WHERE'S IS THE SHOES MADAME?!!"-Robertsky

"I'M NOT THE DOPPELGANGER, LET ME IIIIIIIIIIN!!!!"-Robertsky

"I ALREADY SAID IT, I DON'T LIKE PEACHES, I'M TIRED OF THAT FUCKING JOKE."-Robertsky (the peachman)

"I'M NOT GAAAAAAAAAAY"-Robertsky

"I'M NOT STRAAAAAAAAAIGHT"-Robertsky

"WHERE'S IS MY BURGEEEEEEEEER?!!!"-Robertsky

🗣️: draw Robertsky canonically!

okay.😭

Haha, I made this soooooo much time ago, this was for Instagram but I emigrated here so, I'm going to bring more Instagram videos and art that I made haha

Lo prometido es deuda mi ciela, here it is

@robertskyswifeyyy

We are talking about sh*t, idk, my brain is burned, ugh, exams period

"so, you draw all that in your blog, nice!, your draws are so nice for your age!" -wify

"oh yeah, thanks for your-, wait, my age?, How old you think I am???" -me

"umm, idk, 13?" -wify

"what?!!, is so young!, NOOO" -me

"you are 15?, so?" -wify

"WHAT?!!, NOOO, haha, I'm 20" -me

"what??? (⁠⊙⁠_⁠◎⁠)" -wify

"yeah, I'm in the university, haha, Damm girl"- me

"sorry, What's missing? You say you're a boy?" -wify

"uuuuuh.... Yeah, I'm a (demi)boy (⁠˘⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠˘⁠)" -me

"WHAT?!!" -wify