Caught Her Singing In The Bathroom

“Caught her singing in the bathroom”

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you’re as beautiful as endless (x)

Guys please I’m going crazy, do other people use microwave covers?

Tag your zodiac sign and what you cover your food with when you microwave it.

Maybe you could fight the Mark for years, maybe centuries, like Cain did, but you cannot fight it forever. And when you finally turn - and you will turn - Sam… And everyone you know, everyone you love - they could be long dead. Everyone except me. I’m the one who will have to watch you murder the world, so if there’s even a small chance that we can save you, I won’t let you walk out of this room.

amazing art by feredir

I would JUST like to say that Tolkien did not put weed in his books. Its actually tobacco that he renamed because he HATED that word, and most “new” words. So he just renamed it. Tolkien loved old words and old languages, and HATED new words (for some reason). And to him, tobacco was new. A lot of people think tolkien was Down To Get High but REALLY he was not.

hi cons-and-constellations, thank you for ur recent letter and addition to the post itself. i assume this is about me joking that gandalf was hitting up a joint?  i’m genuinely confused about whether you’re 1) very mad at me, 2) this is just a pet peeve for you, 3) you sincerely want to save me from thinking Tolkien was super into weed. i tried to compose a suitable tongue-in-cheek reply but now i can’t decide which is the most appropriate, so I organised them into an alignment chart for your perusal. love you and hope you’re well

I guess I haven’t posted this zine anywhere on tumblr yet but yeah heres the big shitty thing Minnesota has been fighting for sevenish years. This Black Snake problem ain’t gonna crush itself so if yinz can lend a hand to the water protector effort thad be gr8. donations, legal support, get word out, or rollup to the frontlines and throw down shoulder to shoulder with the Indigenous homies who’ve been fighting pipelines since there were pipelines - solidarity is everthing.  here’s a handy linktree *the zine was made in 2019, recently Enbridge just got their last needed permit. They’re currently entering construction despite pandemic conditions and multiple active lawsuits.