Headcanon: Which Of The Doctors/directors And The Brothers (Cain And Able) Would Enjoy Squid Games.

Headcanon: Which of the doctors/directors and the brothers (Cain and Able) would enjoy Squid Games.

Any warning: Mention of violence and blood. But nothing serious.

A/N: A very short headcanon. There will be more soon.

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: 100% would watch it. He is actually the one recommending others to watch it so he could have another person to talk to about it.

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: At first, he would only agree to watch it because of the bloodshed (he likes horror films) but would come to enjoy the show in the end.

DOCTOR ICEBERG: He loves it!

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS: Iceberg was actually the one who forced him into watching the show. He was uninterested at first but then starts getting into it, he would actually make guesses on who would win the games at the end. And his guess was correct!

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: He is the one that is kind of late to watch it lol. Like a month late.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: Didn't pay it much attention until he decided to watch it one evening because most of his patients wouldn't stop talking about it during their therapy sessions lol.

SCP-073 (CAIN): He and Iris actually had a movie night together to binge-watch it after Bright wouldn't stop talking about it in the Cafe earlier.

SCP-076 (ABLE): He only liked watching it because of the violence. Other than that everything else in the show is irrelevant to him.

Headcanon: Which types of dates would the doctors/directors and brothers (Cain and Able) enjoy?

Any warning: No warning.

A/N: Just another headcanon. Enjoy it!!

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT:

Would totally enjoy a museum date. Whether it is an art museum, science museum, or even a historic museum. He would enjoy it.

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF:

The shooting range. He likes shooting ranges and he says it somehow helps him relax (Idk 😂).

He would be trying out so many different types of guns during their session. Knows almost every gun there too. He would like to play a little competitive game with his S/O during their session too.

Like who could get a higher amount of shots within fifteen minutes or something like that.

Oh! And if his S/O isn’t familiar with guns or hasn’t shot one in their life. Don’t fret! Because they are going to learn today! He is actually a good teacher too! You would be shooting perfect headshots within hours because of his help. It is ridiculous tbh.

And you bet he is going to be buying you a gun before you guys leave. (if you want a gun that is.)

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:

Gears is a man that would enjoy a lunch date or coffee date.

But- if he is in the mood to treat his S/O. Like maybe he knows he is going to be extremely busy the coming week and wants to spend quality time with them beforehand. Then he would plan something romantic. Like a romantic dinner.

He would take his S/O to their favorite restaurant.

But at the same time, he would like to plan a romantic dinner at home too. He would actually prefer having it at home too. Since they would have more privacy. And he would be able to feel more relaxed.

Also, Gears knows how to be romantic when he wants to be. Will have you surprised.

However, he might sweep you off your feet with how romantic he is. He can’t cook for shit lol.

So, he would just settle for ordering some take-out.

But maybe his S/O knows how to cook and steps in to cook for them. He would offer to help if they need any. It would just be him and S/O cooking together. He would enjoy it ;)

DOCTOR ICEBERG:

Likes library dates. Because he spends most of his time in the Site library. Does Site-19 even have a library? Probably. In my canon it does. That place is huge anyways lol. (That is if his S/O works for the Foundation too).

Ice skating. He is actually good at it too. Would help his S/O if they need any help. I can just Imagine his S/O holding onto him the entire time because they are afraid of falling lol.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS:

Rollerskating.

But there are sometimes when Glass wants something simple so he would enjoy a movie date. Kind of like a Netflix & Chill? Just snuggling up close with his S/O and watching any movie they wanted.

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS:

Rights enjoys going to theatres or watching musical plays.

Or sometimes settle for a cute coffee date.

Zoo dates. She loves zoo dates! She likes seeing so many animals, petting them, and chatting with her S/O. It helps her forget about her difficult job for a while and just enjoy life.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI:

It may not seem like it but Kondraki does have an interest in classical music. So, maybe going to a musical play??? But it has to have some classical music for him to really enjoy it.

He also likes going to painting galleries or art museums too.

SCP-073 (CAIN):

He would just take his S/O to an Amusement Park. It would be so fun too! He would be winning so many prizes for them and spoiling them with food. Goes on any ride that they want.

Or sometimes likes studying date. It is relaxing and they can get work done while spending some time with each other.

SCP-076-2(ABLE):

Hmmm... He would enjoy doing something athletic with his S/O. He likes staying active. Maybe do some training sessions. He would enjoy teaching them a new fighting technique. Or would just like working out with them.

Hiking too if he is in an adventurous mood.

Headcanon: Their S/O giving them the silent treatment.

Any warning: Some swearing.

A/N: Just another headcanon.

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: At first Clef is confused about what they are upset about. Like he is lost at what he did. What did he do? Was it something he said? Most likely this dude has no filter.

They are going to have to tell him what they are upset about because he generally has no clue. This morning alone he did like fifty things that has half of the scientific department and ethics committee angry at him. So, list off what he did wrong or what he said. But realistically speaking he wouldn’t pay it much mind either. He is just going to continue doing this thing until they are talking to him again.

But be warned when they do finally come around, there will be a cocky smirk on his face as he looks up from his computer. Most likely would make a snarky remark about how they are finally speaking to him again and over their “immature act.”

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: Bright is likely to notice the second his S/O is upset with him. He just knows them well and knows when they are pissed off. Most likely Bright did something regarding an SCP and almost got himself and other researchers killed. (Even though it may not seem like it, it wasn’t his intention to do that. He doesn’t believe in unnecessarily costing people their lives). So, he understands why they would be upset and would give them a few hours to cool off. The last thing he wants is to piss them off even more. And he doesn’t want to cause a scene at work and prefers not to ruin their reputation at work as well. So, he would give them their space. Additionally, he wouldn’t want to smother them so he lets off for a bit. But once he notices that the silent treatment is continuing and they aren’t speaking to him he becomes internally irritated.

Like are they really going to start ignoring him now? Just like that? To him, he sees it as immature and a childish tactic, to be honest. Now Bright may not seem like the most mature person with all the shit he does in the Foundation. Most people would think he is incapable of being mature and serious. But when it comes to his relationship, family, close friends, and how he deals with things internally. It is serious to him. He doesn’t play around with that. He begins to think to himself like: why can’t they just come and speak with them like adults? Why are they just avoiding him and the situation? He knows he should at least try to talk to them and he does. But after getting no replies from them, he becomes visibly annoyed and walks away. If they want to continue acting that way then that is fine but he wouldn’t participate any longer… When they are ready to talk like adults he will be in his office… And when they do finally come around and speak with Bright. His usual (yet rare) soft smile he has whenever he sees them wouldn’t be visible. He would have a stoic expression on his face and would let them speak but… would also voice his opinion when they are done. He will let them know that he doesn’t entertain the whole silent treatment thing although he will say he understands why they did it. And would promise not to aggressively endanger his life or others the next time during an experiment.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: Oh NO! Don’t do this to him! He would also feel irritated since he sees it as an immature act but wouldn't overreact. Like yeah, the fight must have really upset them if they are giving him the silent treatment. So, he would just give them space to cool down. And also, having his S/O give him the silent treatment would make him feel a bit anxious because he generally hates fights. Makes him feel bad too... but he knows that they are going to come around sooner or later.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: Oh, you wanna give him the silent treatment? Fine! He has work to do anyway so who cares… He does a lot. But once he sees they aren’t coming to his office at all or haven’t called him he becomes irritated. Like what the fuck?! Are they just going to ignore him that easily?! He would literally march to their office. He doesn’t care. And confront them about it. Just tell him what is going on so, he can try to fix it and make things better….

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS ("COG"): Gears is another one who would know when his S/O is angry with him. He is intuitive like that. He would first try speaking with them. He knows it is a bit futile but he still tries. And when they don't give a reply. He just sighs to himself and walks away. I mean what else can he do? They are angry and refuse to communicate with him. What is he supposed to do? Follow them around like a lost puppy? Trying to coax them into speaking with him? No. The latter would most likely just anger them even more. And he isn't going to make himself look like a fool just so they can speak to him again. He would give them space and wouldn't think much about it further. When they are ready to talk then they already know where to find him.

SCP-073 (Cain): He is slightly annoyed at them for giving him the silent treatment but knows to not let it affect him that much. He knows they are just angry and need to cool down. So, he would let them cool down. And wouldn't want to upset them more by trying to make them talk. So, he would just stay away for a while before choosing to approach them.

SCP-076 (Able): He is infuriated. He doesn't like being ignored. He would take that as an act of being disrespected and would lose his temper quickly… And it wouldn't end well… Don't do it…

Till this day I don't understand it either, so you're not alone lol. But at the same time, I just stopped watching it so I guess I will never know lmao.

Started watching outlander but maybe I’m too fuckin stupid for shows with time travel in em bc I’m confused as all hell lmao idk how she ended up in the past or anything and I’m confusion

Let us know when she does reply lol

Yeah this’ll work for sure 😂

Headcanon: how would the Directors/Doctors and SCPs (Cain and Able) act when drunk.

Any warning: Just some swearing. Intoxication. Some sadness for Gears but it isn't anything too severe. Slight mention of depression.

A/N: Just another headcanon. This was in my google docs for months!

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF:

He starts off as the typical happy drunk. He is laughing, partying, drinking, and enjoying himself. But as he continues to drink then he would turns into a reckless/aggressive drunk. You would have to stop him from starting fights with someone tbh. He is ready to throw down with anyone at any time that dares to provoke him. Or if anyone is trying to start anything with his fellow doctors. He is ready to fight anyone for them too. He just wants to fight anyone when possible tbh.

*Once punched a guy who turned out to be a GOC agent and a whole bar brawl started because of that. None of them are allowed back in that club after that.

DIRECTOR BRIGHT JACK:

He is, of course, the life of the party. (Next to Kondraki and Clef).

He would be fun to be around (at first) that is. Makes everyone laugh, and encourages more drinking and dancing. But then Kondraki would challenge him into doing more shots together. In which both of them will become even more intoxicated and reckless. He would begin thinking that he is somehow invincible and starts doing some dangerous stunts. Like, trying to dance on the bar stand or jumping over tables.

Wouldn't listen to a word you're saying when you try telling him to calm down a bit either. He is like a man child lol. Then he would proceed to run away from you because "he is just trying to have some fun!!"

And he is hella fast too. So, good luck trying to catch him. You are probably going to lose him in the crowd.

Also, he just disappears for a while too lol... no one would see him for a while. Until suddenly everyone (in the club) hears a very drunk and loud voice trying to speak over the microphone. And the voice sounds a bit familiar... and of course, it's him.

This motherfucker somehow made it on stage. Not wearing a shirt, speaking some nonsense in the microphone. Even the DJ looks confused asf.

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:

First, whoever convinced Gears to drink... wow... kudos to them. He almost never drinks. He is not a fan of alcohol and doesn't like how it makes him feel. So, he just prefers to not drink. It would take some convincing to actually have him take some drinks too.

But he is definitely the quiet type of drunk. For the first few drinks, he would be fine but after (six) more drinks, he would feel the effects. He becomes very quiet. Quieter than usual. He would stare intensely at his glass cup or into space with an intense expression on his face. Which is entirely different from his usual stoic expression. You would think that he is probably contemplating something very serious due to his facial expression. But he isn't. He is just thinking about the dreadful migraine he is going to have tomorrow morning. The annoying hangover... starts regretting his decision for even coming to the bar... he even debates on just leaving now... It isn't like the others can even stop him from leaving either.

Gears is the type of guy who would sit calmly in the background while a whole bar brawl is happening. He isn't going to become involved in that nonsense. He isn't in the mood to stop fighting either lol. He is just trying to enjoy his drink. Let him enjoy his drink. But- if someone dared to try and punch him or start anything with him then he wouldn't hesitate to pull up lol.

It may not seem like it but he knows how to mess someone up but just prefers not to. He doesn't like to revert to violence. However, if a person thinks that they can just start something with him for no reason and that he isn't going to do anything about it... they got another thing coming...

Bonus: There are other times when he does drink (and depending on how many drinks he has) he can become very depressed. He just starts thinking about his life… the choices he has made and his job… and everything just starts to bum him out tbh. He wouldn't voice it to others as well since he doesn't want to bum them out or scare them.

DOCTOR ICEBERG:

Becomes so affectionate. Not the affectionate type that is trying to kiss you or anything like that. But the affectionate type to talk about how much he appreciates you. And how much you mean to him. How of a great friend you are to him. And just how special you are. He just wants to shower you with the appreciation you deserve... okay?? Just let him. Even though it is just him repeating himself several times. Let him talk. He isn't going to stop talking if you told him either way.

Would give you so many hugs too. Just out of nowhere.

He is such a happy little bean!! Such a cutie!!!

But then he stops taking so many drinks and says that he just has to "lay down for a moment..." then falls asleep on his seat. And is probably going to sleep for a while. You may be wondering how the hell can he sleep with so much noise around him?? Who the fuck knows...

So, just keep an eye on him so he doesn't land on his head when he falls eventually.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS:

Oh... Glass lol.

He is also one who doesn't enjoy drinking much as well so he would tell himself that he is going to only be having three drinks. Only three drinks. Then he is going home. That is it. But then he is convinced forced to continue drinking by Clef and Kondraki. (Who are such enablers!) And then those three drinks turn into ten drinks. And before he knows it, he is on the dance floor with Rights with more drinks in his hands.

He is also the "I am not drunk!" type who refuses to admit that he is intoxicated.

Oddly too even when he is drunk, he is still able to hold solid conversations with others. Like, he is self-aware enough to give someone great advice when they ask for it. You would find him at the bar stand giving the bartender a whole freaking therapy session while asking for more drinks.

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS:

Yeah, she can be a handful when intoxicated lol. (Not as bad as the guys but best to keep an eye on her as the night continues).

Things would start at the bar stand, you would have to stop her from mixing drinks. She would claim that she is trying to make it taste better but that is total bullshit. And she doesn't even drink it either like she would take one sip of it and see how disgusting or weird tasting it is and try to coax one of the guys to drink it.

*Poor Iceberg didn't know what it was and drank it. Nearly throw up because of it… He just start gagging.

No matter how persuasive she may seem DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING SHE HANDS YOU!! It is just a disgusting drink she mixed... not worth it.

Even the bartender told her to stop mixing drinks but she then snapped at them like: Fuck off! I used to be a chemist for two years and I know what I'm fucking doing! She's a mess…

But there are other times when she would want to dance. And if she has her S/O with her then she is going to drag them onto the dance floor. She wants to dance with them. And she isn't going to take no as an answer. Just dance with her.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI:

He is the one who is ALWAYS FIGHTING THE BOUNCER FOR SOME REASON! It is quite impressive how easily he got into that fight tbh... he doesn't even have to try... It is like he actually looks forward to fighting the bouncer... smh...

SCP-073 (CAIN):

Such a lightweight. He becomes drunk after like three shots. It is kind of amusing a little to see how easily he can become intoxicated lol.

He becomes so happy and bubbly. Cain is usually a calm and collected person who rarely becomes overly enthusiastic about things. So, when he is intoxicated, you're going to see a different side of Cain. He is going to be laughing at random shit. Starts talking very loud too.

But as he continues drinking then he can become a bit reckless. So, Able would have to actively stop him from making bad decisions.

*Able would also become slightly annoyed with having to practically babysit his older brother but surprisingly doesn't lose his temper with him. He would just easily take away the drinks from him. Yet, Cain is always somehow finding more...

He will literally threaten the bartender if they continue serving him drinks.

Meanwhile, Iris is the one giving him more drinks behind Able's back.

Even though he repeatedly told her to stop giving him more. He ends up finding out later on and starts lecturing her for being such an enabler.

By the end of the night, Able and Kondraki had to practically carry him out of the bar. He wasn't able to walk on his own. The next day you will find Able chastising both Iris and his older brother for drinking so recklessly. Cain is nursing his split headache on the couch. And Iris is lying on the floor trying to nurse her own hangover.

SCP-076-2 (ABLE):

He isn't a lightweight like his older brother. He is able to handle his alcohol pretty well. He would be taking shots left and right but it wouldn't affect him just yet. After probably ten drinks then he would feel it. However... alcohol doesn't affect Able in the normal sense.

Alcohol makes him somehow... calm?? It's weird. But drinking just makes him calmer.

Typically, he can be this sometimes hard-ass or a grumpy person who rarely socializes with others. That is our typical Able... But once he is drunk he becomes more laidback. He is smiling, laughing, and socializing with others. Telling a few funny stories too. And doesn't seem angry at all.

It can be surreal to see this completely different side of Able. It is kind of nice to see too...

He stops being grumpy. He becomes a little easygoing too. But he is still self-aware. He wouldn't do anything stupid or reckless while drunk so you wouldn't have to look after him.

Able doesn't turn into the aggressive/reckless drunk either. He is kind of the happy/relaxed type of drunk. He is going to loosen up a bit but not too much like the others do.

Bonus: He has this tendency to switch languages while talking to someone at times. Kind of became a natural habit of his. But he knows not to do it often (because it can confuse people so he doesn't do it too much when sober but when he is drunk, he doesn't even consider it). He would be telling you a story about something that he claims is funny when suddenly he changes languages mid-sentence. He would be like: You should have been there, Y/N, it was -switches languages mid-sentence-

Like you can somehow suddenly understand Ancient Sumerian...

And you're just standing trying to understand what he is saying but to no avail. When you do tell him that you can't understand what he is trying to say he gives you this annoyed look and says: ..have you not been listening to me, Y/N?! You know- the- and switches languages again...

*However, Able would spend most of his time keeping an eye on his older brother too. Because he knows how Cain becomes when drunk. He doesn't want his older brother to blackout or make bad decisions when intoxicated. He knows how of a lightweight his brother is and tries to look out for him.

Such a caring and considerate younger brother…🥺but he would never admit it lol.