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TW: EDs, discussion of weight, discussion of starvation, discussion of BMI. Stay safe out there bestie
So reportedly, SCP-073 is 6'0 and about 165 lbs. Why does this need to be posted?
Do you know how much metal weighs? Having metal arms and legs would make the absolute lowest weight of a healthy 6'0 male AT LEAST 300 LBS.
We could say that the metal isn't all that heavy, but for it to be functional at all (And it IS) it would still need to up his healthy weight range to at least 200 lbs, probably closer to 250.
*Violently shakes kin* ARE YOU OK? DO YOU NEED A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL?
We're going to use a BMI calculator to figure this out. We'll say that he's 7'0 because to be in a healthy weight range you must be at least 225 lbs if you are 7', and we assume that eh would also need to be in that range.
That would put his BMI at 16.4. This is considered dangerously low, and while his anomalous properties do allow him to be immortal, that doesn't mean that being in a state of starvation with no chance of turning down your metabolism to keep you stable won't have consequences. Quantity of life isn't quality of life.
All I'm saying is someone should check on this magnificent bastard.
SCP-053, upon learning how old Cain is: Woah, did you ever meet the founding fathers of America?!
Cain, a black gay man: *Internally* Take a wild fucking guess
Cain, still a black gay man: *Externally* Aw, I'm sorry dear, I never managed to.
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I KNEW IT WASN'T JUST ME WHO THOUGHT THAT!!
ever since 166′s rewrite i can’t stop thinking about how her and cain’s anomalous abilities basically cancel each other out
Is it weird i ship cain with pangloss?
Later on in the campaign 166s dad turns out to be the king of hell so she starts multi classing as a cleric/warlock just cuz
Scps having dnd sessions cause they get bored. 073 is the dm.
Here are all the ones who i think would play
2662=fighter true neutral
105=ranger neutral good
507=bard chaotic good
166=cleric lawful good
Sweet Child O' Mine (SCPs x Child!Reader) - Chapter 3 (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/njobWq0Upab What will happen when an anomalous child is dropped off at the doors of the foundation? (Yeah I'm sorry but I'm bad with descriptions. Like what the title says, this is a book about the SCPs and you, the reader, though you're a child in this one.) Cover art was drawn by me.
Inspired by @scp-kiddos
Inspired by @incorrect-scp-cb-quotes
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Take it, I'm tired of trying to salvage this
Cain's hair is absolutely fucked, forgive me please
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SO I just bought The Greater Key of Solomon, and am I crazy or does this pentacle remind anyone else of SCP-073?
(Loose simplification: If you are armed with this pentacle, when anyone attacks you, you will not be harmed and their weapons shall turn against them)
It's written in Celestial!
(Make sure you turn them right side up)
Could you do books that the scps might read?
Books that the SCPs might read
SCP 035 Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins Anna is shipped off to boarding school in Paris where she meets the super-charming Etienne, and that's when things get interesting. I was a squealing, giggly, mush-fest all the while through reading this book. Stephanie Perkins knows just how to turn a seemingly ordinary love story into an unputdownable read. SCP 040 Your Brain Needs a Hug: Life, Love, Mental Health, and Sandwiches Just the title of this book by Rae Earl makes us feel a little lighter. And we don’t know about you, but our brains could definitely use a hug right now. While the book is geared towards teens, we found Earl’s advice to be relevant for all ages — particularly for anyone who struggles with depression, anxiety, social media addiction, and self-esteem issues. TBH, pretty much anyone can benefit from this book! SCP 049 And the Mountains Echoed by Khaled Hosseini And the Mountains Echoed is such an amazing and heartwarming read. It's about a pair of siblings that fate cruelly separates and then finally reunites. A must-read for its simple yet gripping narration and amiable characters. SCP 049-j The Red Notebook by Antoine Laurain This is a French romance novella, and basically a love letter to book lovers. There's mystery, romance, and some of the most beautifully crafted sentences and paragraphs I have ever read. The ending is so sweet, even though you wonder how you ever got there so soon. SCP 053 Lulu and the Rabbit Next Door by Hilary McKay Lulu and her cousin help their neighbor Arthur learn to love and care for his (neglected) rabbit. She doesn’t want her neighbor to feel bad so she writes the rabbit little notes with helpful gifts signed from her own pet rabbit named Thumper. It’s a kind way to show Arthur how to take care of his new pet SCP 073 HumanKind: Changing the World One Small Act At a Time Looking for heart-warming stories of kindness and compassion? HumanKind by Brad Aronson was made for you. But the book isn’t only full of uplifting stories that will move you to happy tears, it’s also packed with practical and actionable tips for how to be kinder in your everyday. One thing is for sure: after you put this book down, you’ll feel inspired to do something nice for someone else. And because of that, we think this is one of the best books on the planet! SCP 076 Do Unto Animals We absolutely DEVOURED this book by Tracey Stewart. Whether you’re looking for tips on how to better understand skunks and squirrels or read your pet’s body language, every page is full of compassionate wisdom about to treat animals in a way that they deserve. Also, the illustrations are absolutely beautiful — we nearly wanted to pet the pages because the animal drawings were so lovable. SCP 079 Walden (Henry David Thoreau) With the outdoorsman renaissance happening as we speak, it is nice to look back at one of the books that probably started it. Walden isn’t the bore you read back in middle school, it takes time to appreciate like a nice bottle of red. Thoreau’s masterpiece tackles so much while quietly nudging your brain into activity. It also makes you want to build a cabin SCP 096 Black Beauty by Anna Sewell Told from the perspective of the horse, this story is so beautifully written that it's easy to get lost in it's pages. I laughed and cried, as did my daughter when she read it. SCP 105 Dandelion Wine by Ray Bradbury Warm and fuzzy the whole way through, Dandelion Wine is by far the best story to make you feel good. Though I'm not the correct age to directly relate to the young adult story, I still felt the warm summer days and the wonder of it all. SCP 106 Catch-22 – Joseph Heller “War is hell,” is the old adage we all know, but Catch-22 looks to modify that a bit. Instead, war becomes super goddamn weird. The book follows a bomber squadron in the Second World War whose collective sanity is slowly being eroded by whatever passes for power. Throughout it all, the main character keeps trying to prove himself insane enough to be kicked out of the Navy, which is precisely why he can’t
be kicked out. Which is a catch 22 and yes, this is where the phrase comes from. It’s a great extrapolation of quirks and idiosyncrasies we see in day to day life, only this time, they’re affecting war SCP 134 (I know she don't have eyes . But there is a books for blind people) A Mango-Shaped Space by Wendy Mass A Mango-Shaped Space is about a 13-year-old girl with synesthesia (she can see, taste, and hear colors) and her journey in getting a diagnosis and accepting herself and all her differences. It's sort of a coming-of-age story, too. As someone with multiple chronic illnesses who has gone through the same process at the same age, this really was an incredible reading experience. One of my favorite quotes is "We all do the best we can, trying to keep all the balls in the air at once." I recommend it to everyone. SCP 173 Rabbit, Run (John Updike) The greatest mid-life crisis novel of all time doesn’t actually deal with a mid-life crisis at all. Harry “Rabbit” Angstrom is 26 when he decides to leave his wife and son for a new life. Of course, what that new life is, and what exactly he wants out of it isn’t clear to the reader or to Rabbit himself. It will strike a cord with all men who struggle with the idea of settling down. SCP 239 The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling SCP 682 THE WOLF AND THE WATCHMAN BY NIKLAS NATT OCH DAG If you're the kind of person that can't get enough of Scandi noir films, TV shows and literature, then Niklas Natt och Dag's The Wolf And The Watchman should be next on your reading list. Set in 18th-century Stockholm, this tale is as dark as it gets, following the titular watchman and a detective as they hunt down the killer behind a dismembered corpse that appears in a local pond. As gruesome as it is gripping, it's the perfect literary companion as the nights get longer and increasingly eerie. SCP 847 The Case Against Satan by Ray Russell Two priests are called in to examine a girl who might be possessed by the devil. The Exorcist, right? Nope, it’s Ray Russell‘s The Case Against Satan, a novel of theological horror that beat William Peter Blatty’s book to print by eight years. The Case Against Satan is as much the story of a crisis of faith as it is a supernatural tale, and readers looking for a nuanced take on both should give it a try SCP 953 THE PILLOW BOOK BY SEI SHŌNAGON If you want to learn a bit more about the Japan of the past – and also, weirdly, all of us in the present – The Pillow Book is a cult classic you should absolutely try. Sei Shōnagon was a lady-in-waiting in the court of Empress Teishi in the year 1000 and here she collects her thoughts and musings about court life. To read a woman more than 1,000 years ago being as philosophical, neurotic and scandalous as anyone is today on social media is a thrill that lasts from the start to the end. SCP 1678 Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden Absolutely moving, the struggles Sayuri faces are painted so beautifully by Arthur Golden's masterful craft that you totally empathize with her as she grows and triumphs in a world designed to see her fail. The ultimate conclusion of the novel fills me with such warmth — it's both entirely unexpected and wholeheartedly appreciated.
Halloween with SCPs part 1
Okay I know that I said that I'll write 4 chapter about Halloween , but I have no time for that and I combined 1 and half of 2 part . So enjoy . And I need to write 2 part and maybe 3 part if I can .
They will be pretty short . Srr guys
Scarlet King
"What? Holiday? What's the meaning of it ?"
"Take it easy! It's one of the holidays, but it's a day of fear, and it's called Halloween"
"A fear day? Sounds tempting .. continue"
"On this day, everyone scares each other, puts on frightening costumes, decorates the house and carves pumpkins ."
"You persuaded me . I may like it ."
(Yes , it's a little dialog , so what . Oh and my bestie helped me .)
So he said that he may like it . It is true . He like Halloween . He like scary things . So yeah . A good Holiday !
Khahrakh like the fear . Heh . He'll just look in the window to scare some strangers . Try to make an excuse . Cuz some people will knock on your door and ask you about A F*ING DEMON IN YOUR WINDOW- . So get ready for that .
And . Costumes? Really . He won't . In fact he and 001 don't have a human form they both can be 2 m in tall , whenever they want . So he won't go anywhere . He can't put you in risk Y/n . And that's good . Very good . Am I right ?
Pfff . The true is that he don't need food . And he won't die of hunger or dehydration . Lucky son of a b- . Ahem . Let's continue shall we ? Of course we should reader ! He don't need food or water . And he does not care about the taste . Who would've known that ?
He can't go with you . Cause the suspicion of him not being actual human . No really . He won't go anywhere . He won't listen to you . But , if you like going outside on the Halloween night . He'll be your shadow for a night . He's okay with that .
SCP 001
... He don't care . If it's not something that is connected with you . You know he cares about you reader . Again I'll say that you're lucky .
Fear is one of the emotions that people often show him , but some try to hide it . He don't understand why people hide their feelings and ashamed/embarrassed of them . Like literally who said that boys can't cry ? Huh ? And who said that crying is making you weak ? People are weird and mean to each other . He don't really pay attention to it .
No . I can not go outside . I can glow . Especially in the dark it's more noticeable . But my armor would be my 'costume' if I could go outside .
Same as Khahrakh(Aka Scarlet King) . I'm talking about candy .
Since he can't go . He'll give you a dagger that will get on fire(that won't hurt you or burn your clothes) when you take it in hands . Just like his sword . He want you to be save and not stressed . And if you'll stay at home he will watch you play or watch horror movies . Or Halloween specials . He is so supportive . You can even imagine . But if you get bored he can get you to the gates of 'heaven' and you can hang out there . What do you say Y/nn ?
SCP 035
They really like it . So f*ing much . You know the spookiness and COSTUMES .They love the idea of wearing costumes . He can wear any costume . He can be jester , undead , murderer and etc. IT'S SO AMAZING HOLIDAY ! And you cannot change my mind .
And they are pretty scary . Especially if mad . You know . Aaaand she like scaring kids . You can't change my mind again . He just likes the fear .
And I already said that they can dress as anybody they want guys . So yeah
About candy and sweets . They like the taste of sweetness , really much . They don't have favorite candy they like ALL . No really .
Oh you don't like going outside/trick or treating . That's okay ! Wanna watch horror movie then ?
SCP 049
He's fine with this Holliday . He can still wear his usual clothes . And no one will look at him like he's a weirdo , so that's the plus of Halloween .
He don't like if he scare the kids . Already the D class , scientists and some guard afraid of him . And he likes kids .
You already understand that he'll wear his usual clothes . I don't want to say more about it . Okay ?
He's really new with candy . They are pretty good . He don't need to eat , so he won't eat to many sweets . But I think he'll like chocolate . Maybe a peppermint or something .
He don't really like going outside . He know that he can cure people and they'll think that he's a monster and do something about it . So he can't go outside unless you will hold his hand , like with a kid . He's pretty dangerous to people .
SCP 049-J
He's like 7 year old kid . You know his reaction . Just like Skid and Pump probably . So yeah . Well in short he's a CHAOS .
He don't understand why almost everybody will be scared of him . Maybe cause he's a crazy person . Maybe ... But that's not his fault . He just can't control himself sometimes . So don't blame him about something he did and if it's really bad . Like KILLING A RANDOM PERSON . Just like his bro he will wear his usual clothing . And probably scare the sh*t out of everybody , cause he'll probably be weird . Not probably . He will be .
OH NO . Not the sweets . Or he'll be sick . You understand me reader ? He will do something with them . Don't trust him . Please . I need you .
Like everybody he'll be with you . Jay's a lost puppy you won't change my mind . And never will .
SCP 073
That's cool Holiday ! But he don't really like creepy things .
He can't really scare kid . But his brother is .
And he will probably wear no costume .(Kids will think that he's a cyborg. It's half true .) Or you can give him ideas for costumes and he will gladly wear them . I you two don't have ideas what to wear . Well if you don't like to wear costumes/going outside that's okay ! He's very supportive )
He loves sweets . It's an amazing taste ! He can't help himself . But , don't give him many . It's bad for health you know . And he know it too .
As I said he can/won't go outside trick or treating . If you won't he won't go . Mostly all will be near you .
SCP 076
Eh . He don't like Holidays . What? Don't look at me like that . He was in his box for many centuries . And he don't know the meaning of Holidays and etc.
Ohoho. He's really scary . And love scaring everybody . Maybe he'll like this Holliday . A little only . He can go outside in the night and scare strangers . What? I like it! You can't judge me
Candies pfff . No . He don't like sweet taste . He like other tastes . Again don't judge him . So he won't have a favorite candy .
And he can go outside and probably will . In the night only . So he won't leave you alone at home/in streets . Don't worry about that .
SCP 079
Huh . You need to explain Holidays for them(Like for the others) , good luck . It's hard . They don't know the meaning . Or anything .
And they don't like scaring ANYBODY . They don't care about human and etc.
And .. they literally can't eat , but they have a metallic body and his head is a computer screen where their face appear . And I said they can't et anything . So no sweets for them or food . And again I'll say , they literally don't understand the meaning of food too .
Pfff costumes? PATHETIC .They won't go outside > wait you wanna go trick or treating ? Okay friend/honey . I'll be the stereotype ghost . You know . Just wear the white sheet over me with eye holes . they have a soft spot for you . Even if you're just friends . They are tolerating their friends .
And like the others they'll go with you or stay home with you reader.
SCP 087
' A what . Halloween ? ' They don't understand . You know . He was in the staircase for their life . And you managed to get them out of his 'home' . So they will be new to it .
He don't care about fear . Every single one of those D-class is . So they are not interested in other's being scared . Yep they won't . Maybe for some of you it's unexpected . But let's continue on this lil story .
No . He's not comfortable in wearing new things . They don't understand . Do he need to wear a costume ? Isn't he creepy enough for it ? Cause he think they is . And he's more comfortable in wearing his cloth every day (Yes , imagine that he have a clothes . K?). So they will just 'stare' at the costume that you offered him to wear . He'll probably write on paper thing like: 'What is that ? I don't want to wear it . It can be dangerous ' . Don't worry they trust you . But not the new things he see tho .
How the f- will he eat . Yes , they don't have a face , but still can make crying sounds . So what ? He's an anomaly . But really . And as I said they won't trust the candies . He's really aware of traitors and such things . So no ...
And they won't go outside and he want you to stay home . So that he know where are you and if you're safe or not . Or they'll start panicking .
SCP 096
(P.s. SCPs that are looking like animal/monstrous have the ring that can turn them in human . So yeah ) he hate being scared . 'Cause the 'King of mountains ' really scare him so much and Lanky have a bad memory about him . So please do NOT scare him ;-; . He'll get really sad . He don't like the others being scared especially kids . Just like 049 . So it's not really a good Holliday for him .
And maybe ... You can give him a costume of a 'Shy Guy' from Mario games if you want . Or ghost/mummy costume .
He's really f*ing new to other tastes . Well he's used to taste of human flesh . He thinks that candies taste good and amazing ! But it's really strange for him .
And he want to stay home . He don't like people . he have a little phobia of people . They can scare Lanky . Poor guy .
SCP 105
She still knows about Halloween . And she like it . Iris still have those memories with her family in Halloween . And now she'll have one with you !
She can scare by accident few people . Not really much .
Cause Iris will wear a cat onesie . If you want to wear a cat onesie too . WHEN IT'S AMAZING IDEA BESTIE/BAE ! Or you can wear something matching . She'll like it . But still you can wear what you want .
And again everybody in here will stay with you /go with you trick or treating . So ... Yeah .
SCP 106
... Like 079 he don't understand the meaning of Holidays . Like really much . He needs at least 10 times to explain the meaning of Halloween or other Holidays ... He'll understand . Only a little .
He like others being scared . Really much . You know Lawrence is Lawrence . He'll like this Holiday now . Really f*ing much . " You can not judge me Y/n . And you can't stop me neither . So don't look at me like I'm the only one crazy here. " . He stalked you so knows about you , not to much , but still . Be aware of him... He's everywhere .
And again he's like 079 he don't need to eat . And he can sense tastes . Cause he's a f*ing rotting corpse . So he don't care about candies/food . Even in his human form he can't really sense tastes , I mean he can , but it's hard . Really hard .
And probably his costume will be a soldier with a gas mask or something like that . He liked that time in war . Especially when he met the 'rot' . But, I'll keep that for headcanons about him . And he will be in Halloween . NEAR YOU and follow you almost everywhere . Good luck ! He can and will probably give you a heart attack . Maybe at first . Some of you can get used to stuff like that . Am I right ?
SCP 166
Oh no ... Halloween . She can't go outside or she'll brake many electric things that people have . And she thinks that you're an anomaly why your electronic works ?(I'll explain that later) She would go , but her powers say : NO .
Would anyone be scared of her . No . They won't really see her . But if some saw her . They probably be like : Wow , how did she make that good costume with realistic horns , deer legs and ears . Or be like : IS THAT A MUTANT . OMG I NEED TO POST A PICTURE TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE REAL . But , some will be just : Eh idfc .
She don't need a costume . Really . But maybe wear a nun clothing . The real nun not the one that's- We don't talk about that in my nonholy server/books .
She tried some candies in her life . She's neutral to them . So yeah . Idk what to write . She can't go outside . Sadly to her . And happily too . People are strange and mean . Or just annoying . She's not talking about you reader . Don't worry .
SCP 173
Ohhhh . HALLOWEEN ! " I remember parts from my human life when I went trick or treating . It was fun really fun ! Can we go trick or treating Y/n ?
Yes/No
Yes:
Yay ! What costume will you wear ? I can get a hoodie that looks like me . Or a werewolf costume . Maybe a witch .
No:
... When we can watch movies or fill the pumpkins with cement ! So kids won't break them and instead they will break their bones ! Heheheheh . What do you say?
He's like a few of SCPs that like people being scared of him . So do I need to say more ? I said what he would wear .
And same as candies . He loves them . He'll like chocolate and gummy bears !
And about going outside or not I already wrote . If some of you what to know .
SCP 682
Meh... He'll like other Holidays like Christmas/New year . And April 1st . GOOD LUCK . But he still like Halloween .
Welp , he like April fools . he'll prank you by scaring . So yeah ! He'll scare everybody . And really much , but not you . "You're lucky Y/n " as he say . Everybody will be scared of him .
The costume probably will be ... some of the scariest slasher/or other scary monster . He'll look horrifying .
Atanti probably like peppermint candies . The burning taste is good . Or the ones that will start pop when it gets wet . And maybe dark chocolate .
He'll go outside to scare people like Able . In the night when you'll be asleep . but , will stay if you're not . Well he'll go in 12 pm/3 am to scare people by looking in their window or unexpectedly pop out from a tree/wall(A son just like his dad-)
SCP 939
Hmmm . It depend on their personality .Idk what to write , you choose . (CAUSE THEN I WRITE IT I HAVE 3 DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN ... 30.10.2021 IN FACT NOW JUST A DAY ! )
I think probably almost of them will like the idea of others being so f*ing scared . So they wear some really scary looking costume . What ? They do what they want .
And as I said they have different personality . An they'll choose scary ones .
And as others they'll be with you reader. They want to protect you too .
SCP 1678
A what ? Holiday ? That's new to him . You know why . He's in Unlondon , underground . Yeah . Hmm . Nope . He don't like others being scared ... Well adults only . Not kids . He don't like it . His mind is pretty interesting ... He's literally made from human parts- . And he don't need to scare you . Don't worry . Maybe that's relief for you . You can only know if it is . Or not . Well that's not the point .
Eh . He can wear the costume of himself- . Just like 049 . But , if you want to wear something matching . Well okay then Y/nn .
Maybe ... uhhhhh . He'll like it . Idk ! It's hard to headcanon him about candies . Oh yeah . His taste senses are not working . You know the food in Unlondon is literally tasteless . And it have a bad effect on people . So yeah . He cannot say if candies have a good/bad taste or any food . You can't blame him he did not choose what he can/can not do .
Like 106 will follow you , but won't really scare you . He'll tell you first if you want him to . If not he'll be close to you . And I don't really recommend you to take him trick or treating . He have a gun ...
SCP 2264-5(The Hanged King)
'A ... Holiday ?' Well we have another confused boi here . If you've read info about him you know why he'll be confused . And if you don't really know about him . Here : " The Hanged King was once the ruler of the city-state of Alagadda, where he governed as a corrupt tyrant, suppressing and exploiting monarchs. He indulged himself in base pleasures and possibly practiced ancient, dark magic from the abyss. At some point the King came into contact with the Brothers Death (or Yaldabaoth depending on canon) and played a game with them, but lost." . Well that means that he's from like 5 to maybe 10 centuries ago . And he won't know about new Halloween . And he don't remember now about such things . Again new one to explain about Holidays . Poor Y/n . The fear ... some citizen in his city was scared of him , when he was a human . But , now he don't care and he's more emotionless now . So yeah .
He don't like the idea of costumes . It can be a painful memory for him . It depends on the costume you suggested to him . Just don't risk , okay ? I don't say that he will attack you .
He don't need to eat . He don't want to taste anything . He don't need to taste food . Right ?
And he like to be alone . And he don't want to see people or communicate with them . He can't go outside . Sadly he would want to spend time with you .
SCP 2521
They like Holidays . EVERY . SINGLE . ONE . What about you Y/n ?
They don't care about fear . Everybody who he took with him or just the paper with their info on them was scared . So they don't f*ing care now . They think that emotions is fine and you can express them without being judged/embarrassed/or etc. So it's fine .
Spider . They hope that you don't have arachnophobia or else it'll be awkward . Or just a mummy costume(AGAIN LUNA-). Idk other costumes .(I'm from country where we don't go trick or treating on Halloween , but a few can wear a cosplays/lil costumes tho)
Jelly is their favorite . Lemon flavored probably or maybe orange flavor . And they'll like other candies too . They are not so picky over food . And in fact they don't have allergies and they get not hungry so often . So maybe that's the plus .
They are the shadow . In fact ... Your shadow in fact reader . You understand me right ? So do I need to say more ?
hear me out;; SCPs with a half-cannibal!S/O (gender neutral or male) that can eat both normal food and y'know, organs,,
(P.s. I'll add picture/images that I add in Tumblr later . And sorry if there is a mistakes in this . I'm not English )
SCP 035
That's ... Unusual . Lucky me . I'm porcelain mask .
It a little shocking when you first thought about maybe eating your enemy ... I don't know what he thought about it . But I can assure that she was really shocked . He didn't expect to see a cannibal in here . Do 05 know about it ?
They are concerned that you aren't fully a cannibal . but it's pretty cool too ! 50/50 should I say ? (You can imagine how you met together . So ... yeah . AND MY INSIDE DEMON NAMED "WRITTER" IS STILL SLEEPING AND DOES NOT KNOW WHAT I NEED OF THEM .)
She's really neutral about it . And I don't think that something will change in your relationships with him (You choose whatever it's platonic/romantic one). They'll be very curious . And if you 2 got out of Foundation and blew the facility and all SCPs got out . He'll be living with you ! And ask you what would you like to eat . Human or normal food . You choose . It will be pretty easy you know 'cause 035 have charism- control of people mind . No problem bestie/lover !
Like I said they're 50/50 and don't worry once you'll know each other better she won't tell anybody about your secret . I'd say 9/10 .
SCP 049
Ahem . Again you choose how you met .
He's intrigued by your diet of eating humans and food that you usually eat which is not again humans ... And the truth is that his patients/zombies eat humans too . Who would've known that ? Almost everybody . So he thinks that it like normal ... don't ask how . He's pretty strange . He's okay with it . And never would tell anybody cause you'll be in big trouble for that . And he doesn't want that to happen to his significant other/friend .
Oh and ... if you get hungry at containment breach ... Well ... he can kill for you . Yeah ... He's loyal to him friends . And he don't have many . It's sad(
Welp I think he'll be 9.5/10 .
SCP 073
Oh ... um . You're special ! Yeah ... Don't worry I won't tell anybody about it . I'm just surprised . When he learned that you are half cannibal ... that's really shocked . Like ... when people eat other humans they get sick/become cannibal . But you're very ... lucky that you didn't become fully a cannibal . So yeah .
Oh and Cain is okay with that . Don't worry . And like with 035 it won't change the relationship with you . And if you 2 live together he would cook human food . He just don't know how to cook human meat or organs . But you can teach him . He'll really try to make a good food .(Welp idk what to write next .)
Probably 8/10
SCP 076
... Okay
He's just neutral about you being a half cannibal . He don't really care . He think that you're a regular human just have a special diet . Or something like that . Like I said neutral . Oh and he'll help you when you want to eat ... human organs.(It sounds weird , but I'm okay with that . I like it- ) He likes to kill people and you can eat the bodies of dead people . That's the plus for 2 of you .
Oh nobody won't ask him about you or something about the cannibals . They don't think that he will talk or be interested in it .
7/10 .
SCP 323
...Do my mate want a heart ?
Yeah , you know a wendigo and a half cannibal . What could go wrong ? Well they would offer you human organs recently , even if you tell them that you're not fully a cannibal . They just like that someone share the same diet as them . Well overexcited . Oh and they will bring you dead people , so you can eat .
... Who wants to ask question to wendigo ? Huh ? No one ... Okay .
10/10
SCP 682
... So what ?
Like 076 he don't care about a fact that you're a half cannibal . He literally like : 'Me too . I eat people too .' . He's a good pal/partner . Well not really , but he's very sarcastic . The sarcasm . SARCASM ... That's not the point of this headcannons ... Let's return to half cannibal y/n . Like I said he don't give a f- about your diet .
Eh if people died and was half eaten . They'll think that it's 682 , 953 or 096. You know why . Not really many people wouldn't suspect you . It really depend on your behavior .
7/10 .
Christmas with SCPs + art
"Hey guys can you help me to decorate my home ? And you promised me that if I get all of you out of Foundation like you just escaped you would help me in my home "
"Sure Y/n . What do we need to do ? "
"You mean what you need to do ? Huh Doc- Wait ... of right I understand why do you want to do that Y/n "
"I did not promise anything . Deal with it n/n " - 682 talked back .
"Same " - 079 didn't want to help you just like 682
"Oh come on . It's not that hard ! And I helped you after all !"
"Atanti . Is it a winter holiday soon ? "
"... I think so . I don't care about it "
"Well Abby , Y/n want us to help them decorate their home . I don't quiet understand why , but do you want to help ?"
"Yeah !"
"Abby Xmas is near "
"Well I can help , only if I get to wear something cool !"
"...Sure Mask . I'll try to find something "
"The winter holiday is soon ! " - 173 came in to the room that you guys were . While 096 and 106 followed him . - " I want to decorate the home !"
"Stop screaming " - Glitch said and then turned off .
Lanky and Lawrence just looked at you . All of you and didn't understand about what you guys were talking about . Just looking .
Time skip .
"Atanti you're one of the tallest so can you put the star on the top of the tree ?"
"Seriously ? Do you want me to break it . I'm not just tall I'm way bigger than all of you . Literally "
" Okay ... Hey Lanky can you put the star on the top of the tree please ?"
"...O-okay " - You came to Lanky and gave him the gold star . He took it slowly and came to the tree .
"Abel ! Stop it !-" - You heard Doc scream .
"Brother please stop !" - And then Cain started to scream
"Oh my god . What's going on ! "
You came to the kitchen and you saw the chaos . Abel was trying to choke Cain with the Christmas lights while Doc try to stop him and Jay was just trying to wear a Santa's hat on top of his own hat .
"STOP IT !"
As they heard you yell at them they all stopped . Well Jay didn't really heard you he still tried to do what he wanted .
" Abel I understand that you didn't forgive Cain , but can you not try to kill him for now or at least for the holiday to end ?"
"... Ugh . Fine . But I'll make him pay for killing me ! "
"Okay ... and Jay . What are you doing ?"
"I'm trying to wear this cool hat ! "
Meanwhile
"Mr. Maskie can you pick me up so I can decorate the top part of this pretty tree ?"
"Sure , why not Abby "
"Thank you "
While Mask picked Abby up so she can decorate tree , they heard a knock . So Mask putted Abby down and opened the door
"Oh hey Iris and lil sis " (I'll explain it later in headcanons of 035 . Btw I'll say that 847 is their adoptive sis . K?)
"Hey Mask what are you guys doing ?" - Iris asked .
"Abby is decorating the tree "
"And you are doing nothing I suppose ? " - Mannequin asked
"Of course not ! I'm helping her !"
"Yeah , right " - Iris said as they both entered your home with bags .They bought some clothes and snacks as you asked for them to do .
" Oh , hi girls . You bought the clothes and snacks already ?" - You said as you walked in .
" Yep . We did "
" Mr. Maskie I want to continue to decorate it ! "
" Okay !"
Time skip(Cuz I don't know what to write)
It's already a Christmas. It's snowing(If don't ... IMAGINE). Kids are playing in snow , making snow angels , snowmen and playing with snowballs while 049 are watching them so they won't do something dangerous . Mask and Mannequin are dressing up and standing near the mirror . Abby is trying to convince Atanti and Glitch to play with them . The winter holiday mood is working on them . Iris are taking pictures of Cain and Abel . She somehow convinced them to stand near each other and pose a little . You can see that Abel hate this . 2521 is drawing winter forest .
"Merry Christmas guys !" - You said and after that all of them started to say thank you and merry Xmas too . Even 682 , 079 and 106 said it . Merry Christmas guys . Hope you have a good holidays . And sorry if you don't do something or I forgot to write things that you do on Christmas . As I said I'm not from English countries . we only celebrate New year . And here is the art !
SCP 076 x reader
Requested by : Charlie_Sharlotte in Wattpad
Okay ... sooo , I'm sorry for making you wait for a long time ;-; I'm really so fricking sorry- . It's really f*ing hard to write something . My imaginary just died , WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
(Btw , you will be like in the past then he has living normally and not wanting to kill Cain . Well ... for now .)
You were a 15-18 year old teen(Just imagine , if you're younger/older , okay? ). You were born in b/d(Birth date) . Or should you say appeared . That's right . One day you just started existing , thanks to the god . Your creator . He said that you were another of his creation and about some family? You didn't really know if you heard him right . But , it does not matter . One day you found little lamb it looked lost . And fluffy too , so you decided to pet it and because you are petting it , your affection towards this lamb made it a little comfortable around you . And now you're laying on the ground and little lamb are asking you for more pets then you stop .
It looks very cute . Isn't it ? But , suddenly you heard someone .
"Hey ! What are you doing- Oh you're just petting her ? "
" Oh . Hi . Is this lamb yours ? "
"Yeah ... By the way I'm Abel ."
"Y/n . I found her here . She looked lost ."
" She strayed from the herd . And lost her mom ."
"Oh , that's sad "
"Thanks for being with her and not killing her "
"No problem Abel ."
"Thanks again . And I need to watch over my herd , so bye . See you later . Or I hope that we'll meet again " - As he said that he picked up the lamb and walked away .
"Bye , see you too . Probably ."
Time skip
You were walking and just looking around , you were really bored . You had nothing else to do . You were flying in cloud or how can you say it , but then you felt something touching your leg . You looked down and saw a lamb , it's probably the one you gave many pets . Then you looked up and saw some one in distance . Probably 5 meters away from where you stand .
"Hi Y/n " - It was Abel . Well at least you can talk to him a little so you won't be really bored .
" Hi Abel . Nice to see you again . And your lamb that was lost . "
" Heh , yeah . How are you ? "
" (Your answer ) . What about you ?"
"I'm okay . And how you can see I'm with the herd ."
"So ... you're shepherd ? Is it right ? "
"Yeah . Took you long enough to recognize that ?"
"A little . "
"Abel ! I need to talk with you-! Huh ? Who is this ? " - Suddenly someone ran to Abel . They look alike . Maybe it's his brother ?
"Oh , hi Cain ! It's Y/n . I met them 2 days ago . It's another human ."
"Well . As you heard my name's Cain . Nice to meet you Y/n !" - Cain said and waved to you.
"Yeah , same . Can I ask you 2 a question ?"
"Of course"
"Sure , why not "
"Okay . Are you guys brothers ? You look alike to each other "
"You're right we're brothers . "
"How our parent's said I am the oldest !"
"*Sigh* You're too proud of it or it just seems to me? "
" I think so ." - You replied to Abel's question . Even if it was for Cain .
"No , I'm not . And Abel ... we need to talk in private . Now "
"Okay ? "
"Well I'll go now , see you soon guys ! "
"Bye Y/n "
"Bye , see you "
Time skip .
You were seeing the brothers for the next few weeks . And you saw both of them giving each other glimpses like they are rival to each other ... Why tho ? They could fight for my attention , love or just being a friend . You were thinking as you had a walk/were sitting under the tree .
Meanwhile with the brothers .
"You know brother , you and Y/n are really close " - Cain said to Able as they were walking with the 'gifts' for the god .
" Yeah , they are my first friend . Well they are the only one human that I saw being here other from our parents and you ... Or maybe there is some more humans ... Only God knows "
"Well , we can try and ask God . But I don't know if he'll answer that . We can at least try "
" We could ."
With Y/n.
*I wonder what are the brothers doing right now ? Uhhh ... It's really boring right now . Maybe I'll sleep for sometime . Ugh ... What should I do for now*
As you were deep in your thoughts Able came to you
"Hi Y/n . How are you feeling ? "
" Oh hey Able . I'm fine . Just bored ."
"It happens sometimes with me too "
"... What about you . How do you feel ?"
" Eh , could be better . "
" Oh and how's that little lamb that I found ?"
" She's really healthy and strong . "
" That's good . And can I ask you about the things that you do in your free time ? "
" Playing and petting my sheep and lambs . Or just look at the sky and stars . There isn't many things that you can do ."
" It is . That's why I'm bored for the most of the time . Until I have imaginary to do something ."
" Same . "
You both right now were just chatting . At least you both can kill the time right now .
Time Skip(Yep and I'm sorry if you don't like time skips . And btw I'll skip to the part where Cain kills Able .)
" Cain ... You did not just kill your own brother ! "
" Y/n ... Hey ... but , he tried to a-attack me ! I was just protecting myself . It's n-not what it looks like- "
" And why did he want to attack you ? Huh ? Answer that ! "
" He was ... um ... jealous that I was the favorite of the God . Yeah ... Heh . "
" But that isn't the point . You killed his for your own reason . And I can't fully trust you . You could be lying and will kill me if I try to run away . Or something ? Am I right , Cain ? "
" No , I won't . As I said I was protecting myself that's all ! "
You know what happened next . Don't you ? Oh you don't ? Watch the video of TheRubber about SCP 073 . You'll understand then .
After that accident . Well incident you asked your creator about what he did to Cain . He told you about it and about Abel . He said that Abel is reborn in more powerful form and he will always be 'reborn' after he die .
" Wait ... So Abel is alive ? And can I ask a question ?"
" You can , my child . "
" I know that every single living soul can die ... How long do humans like me live ? "
" I could've answer that if I knew . Only 30 years ago I created first humans . So I can't answer that correctly . "
" Could I see Abel soon ? "
" Child . You really want to see Abel , don't you ? "
" I do . And I miss him . Why did Cain kill his own little brother ? "
" The envy . One of the deadly sins . "
" Oh no ."
" I can make you happy if I make you have unnatural powers ? "
" Could I live longer ? "
" You can . And what power do you want to have ?"
" (Any power that you want to have) "
" I can do that . Good luck , dear child "
Can you do an SCP 073 (Cain) x Fem!Reader where the reader is smol and shy/timid but in reality the reader is quite honest and is secretly kinky? (You don’t have to add the last part if you don’t want to)
I think it's more of a gender neutral reader . Well yeah , cause I did not use any pronounce .
Okay so ... You're really cute for him . You can't change his mind .
If you really struggling with your shyness when he won't bother you so much if that makes you uncomfortable .
Well Cain has average height . And you are smaller that he is . So he'll be such a simp for you . A protective one btw .
He don't want you to be near Abel . He's really scared that Able will hurt you ... or worse . Constantly holds your hand(he loves it)
Will want to carry you around . Once again I'll say that he wont do that if it is weird for you . And will ask you first if that's okay .
A little nervous then someone's coming near you . He's scared that something will happen since you are timid and small .
If he didn't have his power(curse) he would've bring you many flowers that you like . Constantly following you .
Oh and he want to hug you so much , but will be scared of hurting you .
When he found out you are honest . He's a lil surprised. Because , there isn't many people who's honest . And like ... You're sooo sweet , but can say really tough truth .
If he saw you tell some mean person the truth (hurtful for them)of them . Oh ... he's respecting you more now . Not saying that he didn't respect you .
Will try not to annoy you or so you can't get mad at him .
And about the last part ... It shocked him very , I mean very much .
I mean ... He thinks it is really hot . So it plus plus situation for both of you .
He won't shame you cause of your kinky nature(?) .