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Emo Store Clerk David Who Works At A Record Shop. Acts Like He Hates Anyone (everyone) Who He Thinks

Emo Store clerk David who works at a record shop. Acts like he hates anyone (everyone) who he thinks is cute, but will also offer to help them every two seconds just to get their attention. SHUT UP I WANNA WEAR HIS BAND T-SHIRTS

- but also Angel who’s in a band and shows up every Saturday after practice to flirt with the cashier at their local record store, as well as buy a few pins and cds off of him afterwards. “If you’re gonna come here every Saturday to bother me, at least buy something.” “Whatever you say, Mr. Record store :D” “….what-“

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3 years ago

Currently thinking about Sweetheart who’s dating some high rank vampire from a rivaling clan to the Solarie clan. (And they’re pretty much magically racist to werewolves because fuck you, they’re in their twilight era.) But hear me out- Milo’s their lover on the side- who they accidentally end up falling deeply in love with along the way.

Sweetheart was forced to swear devotion to the clan to associate their work from The Department to clan matters. So they have insider information (they fund Closeknit but never tell Sweetheart). So any association with any werewolf pack, especially the Shaw pack- would technically be treason- and we all know our stealth likes to live on the edge a little~

Sweetheart is pretty much dating the vampire prince of this clan (like Vincent), so they’re restricted to be at his side every moment they are in clan territory. For this clan, there are strict rules on how to be, act, when to speak, and how to carry yourself. And before Sweetheart, none of these rules applied to stealths. That is until they charmed a certain vampire prince into a one night stand that melted to much much more over time.

Some time had passed now since their fling turned serious, and he had slowly started showing his true colors once he had them in lock. He was cruel, insensitive, and selfish towards them- so it was no wonder they started wandering off on their own.

They weren’t supposed to- of course, but who was going to stop them if they couldn’t find them? So they cloaked all the way to a jazz bar of sorts to catch a drink to chase their helplessness.

And with a heavy sigh, Sweetheart settled at the bar with their respective glass of whiskey beside a slightly shorter man. His kindness annoyed them at first, they weren’t in the mood for conversation. But his perseverance for a talk amused them, so they played along accordingly.

Milo Greer- fitting. It was no secret this guy was handsome, practically everyone had their eyes on him from the moment they started talking. But Milo never seemed to care until it was their eyes all over him. “Like what you see, Sweetheart?” Fuck- his voice. Everything about him drew the stealth in, beckoned them like a siren and held them in place to listen to its unforgiving and finalizing song. Milo. Greer.

That’s how they found themselves, arms wound tight around Milo’s neck as he lead them backwards and blind inside his apartment. His hands were rough at their sides as he pushed them gently against the wall and started kissing down their neck responsively. Sweetheart held him by the hair as they leaned their head back against the wall, soaking in the moment- and sealing their fate in his arms and against his lips.

Sweetheart left early that morning, not bothering to leave a note or collect a number- they just panicked and bolted.

These two know what they’re doing is wrong- but it feels so right.

If sweethearts boyfriend ever found out what was going on he’d absolutely kill Milo- no questions asked. But Sweetheart swears they would never let him touch a hair on Milo’s head. They’d do anything for him

These two are each other’s escape from both the pack and clan duties. Sweetheart can finally be themselves, and Milo can finally revive and give the love they each deserve.

Stress relief hookups turn to being deeply in love with one another, they would do anything to protect each other

And yes of course they run away together (well- sweetheart runs away).

Sweetheart investigating Closeknit and finding out their old clan was a large part of it and having to fight all these vampires off and almost die. Milo taking them to Marie and healing them- this is when they realize how much they need one another.

One night stands with Milo feel so much better than they did with their boyfriend.

Cheating but make it wholesome

The first time sweetheart has ever felt right with someone, and the first time Milo could ever open up


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3 years ago
ASMR | Helping Your Werewolf Boyfriend Shift AgainMilo Has Always Been One Of My Favorites Because Of

ASMR | Helping your Werewolf Boyfriend Shift Again Milo has always been one of my favorites because of his storyline but when I tell you this video helped him shoot up to the number 1 spot


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3 years ago

here we go here we fucking go the milo fic is HAPPENING

edit: it's here! it's called ALL MINE and contains me disgracing the good name of eton mess forever, probably. it's pretty damn explicit - minors do NOT interact or i will cry.


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3 years ago

Well, I've finally utilised the true purpose of the tall bf's broad shoulders - sitting on them during an outdoor concert...so naturally, now all I can see in my mind is Angel and David at a music festival and Angel BEGGING David to let them sit on his shoulders and after much bartering be begrudgingly agrees, mildly pissed off until he hears them cheering and whooping and feels their hands in his hair and suddenly he's all soff and just keeps them there and walks around the festival with them like that and they have to ask him to put them down🥺

3 years ago

I feel like people don’t talk about Imperium!Sweetheart enough. I mean- yeah we don’t get an appearance from them, but Milo mentions them twice at least. So I’ve got a pretty good idea as to what to expect from our beloved stealth investigator within the imperium universe. (My brain making something out of nothing again- below the cut)

Sweetheart is absolutely ruthless, they don’t care what they have to do to get the job done- as long as they get the job done. But they’d rather die than ever lay a finger on Milo.

They empathize with Asher, but are reluctant to back his methods. They’re quick to stand up for Milo, and have threatened Christian’s life a few times over. Speaking of Christian- he’s terrified of them. Which is why he was quick to lie to Asher about who caught Babe first. Whenever he’s paired on missions with them, the pack can see him physically tense- and Sweetheart loves it.

They love making people afraid, seeing the fear mix in their eyes every time they uncloak sends a shiver of pride down their spine. Sweetheart can be pretty sadistic at times, and Milo’s so in love with them for it. Sweetheart feeds off of fear, Christian calls them a demon for it. But they can’t help but want to give them a reason to avoid them.

You’ll never find one without the other- Milo and Sweetheart have been attached at the hip pretty much since they met. These two would do anything to protect one another. “Their one piece of normality within the chaos, their light in the dark.”

Milo can be pretty tough and cocky on the outside, especially with the pack. He takes his position as Beta very seriously. But when he’s alone with his mate, he’s home, he’s safe. He can relax and let the facade down.

There have been instances where Milo returned from a job, and upon seeing Sweetheart; he sighed heavily into their arms. Eyes closed, accepting every comforting phrase, every praise, every gentle kiss of reassurance. These moments are when Sweetheart doesn’t have to be so alert anymore, they can just hold onto Milo and finally feel stable again.

I don’t know what it is about: badass aggressive couple on the outside with everyone else, but sweet, loving, and relaxed when they’re alone together- that gets me so so soft.


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