"Go Kick Rocks With Open-toed Shoes." Is Now My Favorite 'threat' I Love That So Much

"Go kick rocks with open-toed shoes." is now my favorite 'threat' I love that so much

spreading this around like a fire in the woods

As much as we all mourn about Solar, Please please pleasee do not threaten the VA like thats too far

Jack; Father, aquire us a popped corn

Moon; Why should I?

Eclipse; POP US A CORN YOU COWARD!

Moon; Jeez, okay!

Eclipse and Jack, simultaneously; Thank you Mother/Father

A thousand could die

But it will never hurt like

The drive home that day

Steals this information and runs off to make more art

I saw your disabled solar au, i propose giving him a huge creeper plushie and a shrimp neck pillow :3

Also some art because the idea was rotting my brain all day yesterday

I kindly ask that you please stop being my hyperfixtation I do not wish to spin your silly posts in my head during classes

Aww. Yes, he deserves a plushie. Once he starts being able to roll around by himself, Moon makes him a harness like a seatbelt he can buckle his plushies against him with. The shrimp plushie is also adorable.

Moon, trying to pick a fight with Solar; You wanna fucking go!?

Solar, holding up his iPad; I have a big metal slab in my hands, you would not wanna fight me

Moon; *Pulls out a flip phone*

Solar; MINE'S BIGGER, JUST LIKE MY DICK!

Moon; *runs off crying*