Are You Going To Make Me Pick One For You?

are you going to make me pick one for you?

She’s a 10 but she lives off of academic validation while simultaneously procrastinating like she’s been promised immortality

there's this character dynamic that's not necessarily enemies to lovers, where one or both parties don't initially respect or trust the other person in much the same way that a feral animal sees anyone who tries to approach it first as a threat that's like cocaine to me

vampire’s blood - credit if using

sorry man its nothing personal but if i dont kill you my cursed sword will call me a pussy

Absolutely wild that people assume I particularly care what a fictional character would think of me if we were on the same side of the fourth wall. "[insert villain here] would kill you" yeah so would a polar bear that doesn't mean that seeing one isn't a delightful part of a day at the zoo