Dramatic Irony Enjoyers When They Know Something The Characters Dont

dramatic irony enjoyers when they know something the characters dont

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man

I’ve decided “sir” is for lesbians only. Men think of something else

& btw my fur is so so soft and nice to pet. in case you were wondering.

ngl, I'm beginning to take issue with how in conversations about anti-intellectualism almost automatically, the face of girls and women will be slapped on the problem.

after we have sex i'm lying in your arms when i'm like "hey can i tell you something?" and you're like "sure" and you figure it's going to be a love confession or something like that, but then i grab your arms in a vice grip so tight my nails are digging into your skin and stare into your eyes with a haunted expression and say, with grave urgency and deadly seriousness, "i'm a bad person. i've done terrible things." then i go back to cuddling you like nothing ever happened