Sentences From The Youtube Series , Buzzfeed Unsolved. Primarily Taken From Season 5s Supernatural Investigations

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

WHAT'S CHILDHOOD LIKE? IT'S A LITTLE LIKE DYING, A LITTLE LIKE BEING BORN. WHICH IS TO SAY, IT'S NOTHING YOU CAN REMEMBER, BUT YOU KNOW THERE WAS BLOOD.

independent gregory of five nights at freddy's: security breach. canon divergent and heavily headcanon based. as adored by lune. ©

it's not that I think gregory's mom didn't care about him but rather that she was young and in a bad situation and so entirely unprepared to take care of a child. she cared but she was scared. she cared but she was miserable. she cared but she couldn't help but want her life back. the older he got the more he was left to his own devices until one day she was gone.

i’m right here.

RANDOM DIALOGUE PROMPTS (1/?)

★ — He has no idea what time it is when he startles awake ; only that it must be late, sometime in the dead of night when everything in the mundane world turns to silence. The faint buzz of the AC unit feels distant, the heavy staccato beat of his own heart overtaking everything. He doesn't even realize his own breath comes out shaky, trembling, small.

( at least he hadn't screamed. he hates it the most when he wakes up screaming ).

Eyes are wide as he tries to get his bearings, blinking rapidly as he tries to adjust to the darkness of the apartment. He must've fallen asleep on the couch. Again. Sleeping in his own room has been hard since he and Cassie were in the pizzaplex together, his eyes playing tricks on him in the shadowy corners while he's alone — there's nothing there, he knows there's nothing with them here, but the fear pricks under his skin and he doesn't feel safe. It's dark in the living room, now. It's dark, there's so many places for something to be hiding, and he's alone ——.

Someone speaks. Michael.

Of course it's Michael. It's always Michael, right when he needs him. Gregory gasps, his eyes flickering towards the voice despite the fact that all he can make out is a vague outline of the man on the opposite end of the couch. For a moment, he just stares. How long had he been there? Wasn't he going to sleep? Then, he pushes himself upright a bit more ( takes note of the blanket draped over his form, which he's pretty sure wasn't there before he fell asleep ) and rubs harshly at his eyes. Breathes out a sigh of relief, his breathing and heartbeat finally beginning to settle and even out. He shuffles a bit closer to his guardian. Not a lot, but enough that it's noticeable.

Isn't it a little embarrassing? Had Michael caught on that Gregory suddenly didn't like to be alone ( especially not in the dark, especially not while he was sleeping, not while he's defenseless )? He feels like some helpless little kid.

"..... Sorry."

father and son caught committing arson 🔥

you should’ve listened to me.

RANDOM DIALOGUE PROMPTS (1/?)

★ — Instead of answering coherently, Gregory groans ; his head tilted back so that he's staring straight up at the ceiling, pressed as far back into the cushions of their living room couch as he can possibly manage while simultaneously slinking downwards. If the couch could swallow him whole in this moment, he would gladly let it.

It's all very dramatic, but hey. What else does Michael expect from the kid?

"I knoooww! I even already said it!"

He's just whining. After a moment, he lowers his chin to actually look at Michael, his expression some odd combination of a pout and half - hearted scowl. Rather than doing anything emotionally productive, he just lightly kinda smacks the cushion next to him. Very cool.

"I learned my lesson! That should be enough, right? Can't we just move on, say you were right, and forget this whole lecture thing? It's stupid!"