I Nut A Little Out Of Excitement When U Post

I nut a little out of excitement when u post

I LOVE YOU ANON AHAHAH, THANK U SOSOSO MUCH 🙏🙏🙏🙏

ur mind is incredible and i absolutely eat up every single time you post

THANK U THANK U THANK U I'M GOING TO CRY THANK U SO MUCH ANON I LOVE YOU

I'm totally sure that if Cal and Andre were Latinos Andre would be Brazilian and Cal Argentinian

anndrree andre andre mmhhjmmhghhh

ok now freaky andre hcs 🙏🙏 plsplsplspls

@giri-interrupted

FREAKY ANDRE HEADCANONS

-7 inches (17 cm), thick

-Andre only grunts... Yea

- He's unconsciously rough. He's basically like a dog in heat

- he LOOOVES being in control. He'd kill himself if he ever had to bottom

- He has a lot of body hair actually. So yea. (HAPPY TRAAAIL RAAAAH)

-He's not chubby but his stomach is not completely flat

-you know when couples make their first time absolutely romantic? Well, andre is definitely not the one to do that. His first time was clumsy and desperate as fuck, it probably was on a public place too.

- He can go on a couple rounds, not too much though

- he actually feels bad when he unconsciously goes rougher (he feels bad afterwards, obviously)

- his aftercare is two things: 1. Laying on bed and running his fingers through his partner's hair or caress his/her back 2. Immediately getting up and taking a shower.

- he really likes spanking/slapping his partner while they're doing it.

- HE'S AGRESSIVE AND POSSESSIVE AS FUUCK. Hickeys and bites marks EVERYWHERE, even bruises around his partner's body.

- gun play.

- he loves when people (and his partner) sobs and begs for him. It makes him keep going. Also, he loves when they're absolutely submitted to him.

- DIRTY TALKER!! I've said this before, but he'd usually say the meanest things with the sweetest voice, making fun of his partner and making them think that they're dumb.

-turn ons: his partner wearing his clothes or simply their beauty. That's enough to get andre hard

- he likes taping things.

-he likes when things get messy hehe

- I'm sorry but he wouldn't give head, he would hardly eat out anything too lmao.

- WASTED POTENTIAL BECAUSE HE'S REALLY GOOD WITH HIS TONGUE HAHA

-turn on: is spitting on his partners mouth while doing it

-turn on: sticking his fingers into his partner's mouth to keep them quiet

- turn on: choking his partner

- he likes slight tugs on his hair too. Not yanking it but gently tugging it

- HE LIKES TO HAVE HIS BACK SCRATCHED, makes him feel like he did an excellent job

- he loves dirty talking but hates when people dirty talks him. Even more if pet names are involved ("puppy", calling him "cute")...

- he hates having sex when he's drunk, but most of the time he can't help it

-HE TEASES THE HELL OUT OF HIS PARTNER TOO

THERE'S NOT A LOT BUT AT LEAST THERE ARE SOME 😭