And I Willingly Volunteer To Take Thor Out Shopping For More Ass-hugging Denim Jeans Because Lbr, Jane

And I willingly volunteer to take Thor out shopping for more ass-hugging denim jeans because lbr, Jane doesn't know shit when it comes to uh... men's fashion.

You know, for a crazy homeless person, he’s pretty cut.

THE LAYOUT DESIGNER OF THIS NEWSPAPER NEEDS A FUCKING RAISE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

WELL PLAYED, SIR/MADAM! XD

FUCK YEAH AMERICA. TELL IT, LOKI SIS!

“Loki and Thor are like yin and yang, the sun and the moon.” (Tom Hiddleston)

OH GOD, NOW MY MIND JUST WENT TO THAT DAMN MISS SAIGON SONG WHERE THOR IS CHRIS AND KIM IS LOKI SINGING "SUN AND MOON" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO </3

DAMN THIS MUSICAL-ORIENTED BRAIN OF MINE! ;____;

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand kween Flo needs the following people below to join her under the definition of that word:

Tom Hiddleston

Tilda Swinton

Chris Hemsworth

Ben Cohen

David Bowie + Iman

Jennifer Lawrence

Bjork

OMFG TOM THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEED FROM YOU RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT UGH HAVE YOU NO MERCY TO MY PROSTATE?! ;_______;