I Am Dying Laughing. Now Let Me Show How All Of This Is Correct In My On-going Smut Series.

I am dying laughing. Now let me show how all of this is correct in my on-going smut series. 🤣

Ok all in jest but NOBODY can tell me this man is a dom after these past episodes and this fucking poster. This man THINKS he’s dominant but he’s the most wet cat i’ve ever seen. He’s so fucking pathetic and would fold under a dom in 0.2 seconds. I love him

Tracks.

i woke up in a very depraved mood with some rather fascinating thoughts about wrecker, and... well i had to write it down so here it is. read the filth below the cut :)

mr munch wrecker himself LOOOOVES it when you're on top and grind yourself down, melodically pressing your body onto his with your arms lazily wrapped around his shoulders.

it's so underrated in his opinion, especially cuz he knows it gives you that friction on your clit and swirling sensations the more you rock yourself up and down.

he likes it when you whine from overstimulation of frustration, like when you just can't seem to hit that perfect spot without his aid and you plead him gently to help you. and of course, wrecker couldn't deny such a sweet ask, so he's grabbing onto your hips and hoisting you up and down, to hit that spot, before easing you down again to grind back and forth, back and forth...

"oh, i'm so close," you sigh, fingers digging into the skin of his shoulders. "shit, i'm--" you're interrupted by your own moan as you start rocking yourself with sudden fervor.

when it comes to sex with wrecker, his pleasure is knowing you're pleased-- so seeing you writhe and twitch the closer you get to clenching all over his cock makes his dick so hard. he'll gasp out wanton groans as he watches you take your pleasure, staving off his own finish until he knows you're good and satisfied. wrecker is a gentleman, after all. he knows that ladies come first.

Yes, please.

@elfferret get your commander

Has someone taken this seat? 😚

This my babe Sergeant Dral btw

it me.

I will not apologize for the person I'll become once TBB S3 drops tomorrow

So many things I should have realized were “a thing” before I re-entered the fandom, and Codywan really was the most obvious.

Headcanon: Cody's real name is Codex

On Kamino:

Random clone: Can I call you Cody for short?

Codex: I will eviscerate you. Codex is noble and distinguished, like myself. Cody sounds like I run a kriffing wild space rodeo show.

...

5 seconds after meeting Kenobi:

Kenobi: Hello there Codex, would you mind terribly if I called you Cody?

Random clone: Actually sir-

Codex Cody: MY NAME IS CODY NOW!