100% Why Would We Want This?

100% Why would we want this? 😭

the sheldon cooper-acation of tech is so harmful and dumb omfg

brat summer on Pabu

Crosshair: saw someone surfing once and thought it looked cool so now he only wears wetsuits. Doesn’t surf. Likes to make fun of people who wipe out, but has never made fun of omega who is learning.

Tech: tiny shorts with his usual belt pouches. Didn’t like the feeling of long clingy wet swim shorts with pockets built in. Likes to collect shells and analyze the sand components. Lost track of time and got sunburned. Crosshair considered this validation for wearing a wetsuit and teased “fragile” tech about his sunburn.

Hunter: Swims daily. Speedo optional, knife required. Will catch the fish but makes echo cook them. Tells people he doesn’t shake out his wet hair to spray them with water on purpose, but this is a lie. He does it on purpose.

Echo: smiled for the picture but internally screaming about getting his water socks wet and concerned that batcher will get sand on his lounge chair under the umbrella. At the beach for omega.

Wrecker: that’s actually his surfboard if anyone cares. When not riding the biggest waves he can find, he is using his explosives skills for weaving intricate shell/bead necklaces with pieces stolen from tech’s collection. Tech knows this and has a second secret collection that wrecker cannot access.

Beach Boys reference pic below cut

Hello, nurse!

August 13, 2024: Tech

Tech with freckles. It would be better if he really had them.

Look. I’m not leaving my husband for Tech. But I’m bout to open up my marriage real fast if Tech shows up on my doorstep. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Made this for Tech Tuesday.

Same. SAME!

[in a crowd.]

Echo: It seems, we lost Tech.

Hunter: Wait a minute.

Hunter: OH MY FORCE, THERE'S A SPIDER, I'M AFRAID OF INSECTS!!

Tech: In fact, spiders are not insects, they are arthropods.

Hunter: There he is.