Fact: Watermelon In The Only Fruit You Can Slurp.

fact: watermelon in the only fruit you can slurp.

Funny thought I had, post-canon of the FNAF movie, Mike is finally happy, has some closure, his sister is doing well at school, he probably shaved or something idk, he looks less homeless

while Vanessa just got stabbed by her shitty dad (who’s dead in a basement btw), and probably saddled with some new trust issues and repressed trauma, and still has no idea what happened at the end of the movie because she was dying on the floor.

my point is they would do a complete role switch with Vanessa being depressed as hell and mike would be a jolly guy and neither of them would recognise each other and it would be so fucking funny.

anything is debatable if you bitch hard enough

Head-canon where Ezran and Ellis come pen palls and her dad has to ask her why she has a letter addressed to her with the kings seal

People think anxiety is like “oh no, I have school tomorrow”, but it’s more like “oh fuck, it’s the weekend tomorrow, which means it’s two days till Monday and I have to go to school”