Omg Where Did You Get Your Pfp They Look So Cutee, I Love Chosoo

Omg where did you get your pfp 😭 they look so cutee, I love chosoo <33

I was just lurking through Pinterest and voilà; cute little choso came out✿ I love choso too

Almost forgot: Here’s your cookie 🍪 (〃ω〃)

You: don’t move, you’re just making this harder for us

Choso: what do you mean, don’t move? You’re pulling my hair, dummy

You: your hair has too much knots. What? You want me to kiss the knots away?

Choso: I mean, if you can. Why not?

You: really, dude?

Choso: sorry, continue brushing, I’ll sit still

You: thank you, hot stuff

*5 mins later*

You: so, yeah. That is why I jumped the girl…

Choso:…

You: choso, are you listening?

Choso: huh? uhhh? Of course, baby. You are absolutely right, pineapple totally belongs on pizza.

You: you son of-

Choso: hey! No cussing

You: you weren’t listening to me! You were asleep!

Choso: how would I not? You brushing my hair and your hands on my scalp is very much calming and relaxing

You: remind me not to do this again

Toji: wanna know something?

You: yeah, I guess so

Toji: every time I jump; my c♡ck hits my face

Toji: you got lucky; you have found yourself a man with a long and thicc c♡c-

You: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, DONT CARE!!!

Gojo: nah Megumi, you don’t love her…

Megumi: …that’s none of your business mop headass

Gojo: that’s foul 🥺

Megumi: look…I love her so much that…just looking at other b*tches it makes me vomit

You: Megumi?

Megumi: hmmm?

You: do you like elephant seals?

Megumi: nah, not really

Megumi: why?

You: so if I was an elephant seal, you wouldn’t love me? You’re such an assh☻le !

Megumi: are you been serious?

You: of course I am! You know what?! Don’t talk to me!

*5 days later*

Yuji: that’s why you guys haven’t talked or seen each other?

Megumi: yeah

You: ay babe? wanna try some of my noodles?

Yuji: ooo, heck yeah:)

*proceeds to feed Yuji some noodles*

Yuji: mmmm they’re really good. Especially the broth-

Sukuna’s mouth: hey! I wanna try some!

*you look at Yuji and then at sukuna*

Yuji: *smacks the mouth* hahaha, don’t listen to him, honey

Sukuna’s mouth: stupid brat! Don’t be selfish and let your girlfriend feed me too!

Yuji: shut up, dude

You: hahahaha, it’s fine. I don’t mind…

Yuji: you don’t have-

Sukuna’s mouth: shut it kid, she said, she don’t mind ;)

Yuji: pft, whatever

*brings the bowl near Yuji’s cheek and feeds Sukuna some noodles*

Sukuna: what the fuck?! For once in my life time I actually agree with you, stupid brat! It’s the broth that gives it that special kick!

You: glad you like it, sukuna

Sukuna: anytime sweet stuff

You: hahahaha *blushes*

Yuji: okay, quit flirting with my girl

Sukuna: Hahahaha, once I take full control of this body! I will totally bang the crap out of-

*shoves more noodles into his mouth*

You: okay…