You: Yeah, I Cleanse My House Every Week Or So

You: yeah, I cleanse my house every week or so

Megumi: that’s cool, but why?

You: you never know; there could be dark energies left behind by visitors

*yuji walks into the room*

Yuji: what’s up guys what are you- what’s that smell? I can’t breathe! It burns my skin!

You: hmmm, it’s that demon of yours

Megumi: wow, you weren’t lying

You: Megumi?

Megumi: hmmm?

You: do you like elephant seals?

Megumi: nah, not really

Megumi: why?

You: so if I was an elephant seal, you wouldn’t love me? You’re such an assh☻le !

Megumi: are you been serious?

You: of course I am! You know what?! Don’t talk to me!

*5 days later*

Yuji: that’s why you guys haven’t talked or seen each other?

Megumi: yeah

Gojo: come on

You: not interested, Gojo

Gojo: why not?

You: you’re immature, annoying, loud, and obnoxious. Want more?

Gojo: b-but dating me you’re not just gonna have that but a comedian, p*rnstar, and a mental patient all in one ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

This is the menace of society

Give us Nanami back🥹

Do you guys think that gramps was hot when he was younger?

*chillin on the couch with Inumaki*

Inumaki: *looks at you and smiles sweetly*

You: *looks at him* What? Do I have something on my face?

Inumaki: *giggles and shakes his head*

You: uhhh, what is it then?

Inumaki: *takes his phone out and proceeds to text you*

You: *bing* huh?

*opens the text message*

Text message: I love you 🫶

You: awww, toge! I love you too!

Inumaki: *blushes*

You: wait, more than Roblox?

Inumaki: *messages you something*

Text message: know your limits hoe