You: Yeah, I Cleanse My House Every Week Or So
You: yeah, I cleanse my house every week or so
Megumi: that’s cool, but why?
You: you never know; there could be dark energies left behind by visitors
*yuji walks into the room*
Yuji: what’s up guys what are you- what’s that smell? I can’t breathe! It burns my skin!
You: hmmm, it’s that demon of yours
Megumi: wow, you weren’t lying
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*chillin on the couch with Inumaki*
Inumaki: *looks at you and smiles sweetly*
You: *looks at him* What? Do I have something on my face?
Inumaki: *giggles and shakes his head*
You: uhhh, what is it then?
Inumaki: *takes his phone out and proceeds to text you*
You: *bing* huh?
*opens the text message*
Text message: I love you 🫶
You: awww, toge! I love you too!
Inumaki: *blushes*
You: wait, more than Roblox?
Inumaki: *messages you something*
Text message: know your limits hoe
You: ay babe? wanna try some of my noodles?
Yuji: ooo, heck yeah:)
*proceeds to feed Yuji some noodles*
Yuji: mmmm they’re really good. Especially the broth-
Sukuna’s mouth: hey! I wanna try some!
*you look at Yuji and then at sukuna*
Yuji: *smacks the mouth* hahaha, don’t listen to him, honey
Sukuna’s mouth: stupid brat! Don’t be selfish and let your girlfriend feed me too!
Yuji: shut up, dude
You: hahahaha, it’s fine. I don’t mind…
Yuji: you don’t have-
Sukuna’s mouth: shut it kid, she said, she don’t mind ;)
Yuji: pft, whatever
*brings the bowl near Yuji’s cheek and feeds Sukuna some noodles*
Sukuna: what the fuck?! For once in my life time I actually agree with you, stupid brat! It’s the broth that gives it that special kick!
You: glad you like it, sukuna
Sukuna: anytime sweet stuff
You: hahahaha *blushes*
Yuji: okay, quit flirting with my girl
Sukuna: Hahahaha, once I take full control of this body! I will totally bang the crap out of-
*shoves more noodles into his mouth*
You: okay…
You: don’t move, you’re just making this harder for us
Choso: what do you mean, don’t move? You’re pulling my hair, dummy
You: your hair has too much knots. What? You want me to kiss the knots away?
Choso: I mean, if you can. Why not?
You: really, dude?
Choso: sorry, continue brushing, I’ll sit still
You: thank you, hot stuff
*5 mins later*
You: so, yeah. That is why I jumped the girl…
Choso:…
You: choso, are you listening?
Choso: huh? uhhh? Of course, baby. You are absolutely right, pineapple totally belongs on pizza.
You: you son of-
Choso: hey! No cussing
You: you weren’t listening to me! You were asleep!
Choso: how would I not? You brushing my hair and your hands on my scalp is very much calming and relaxing
You: remind me not to do this again
You: Megumi?
Megumi: hmmm?
You: do you like elephant seals?
Megumi: nah, not really
Megumi: why?
You: so if I was an elephant seal, you wouldn’t love me? You’re such an assh☻le !
Megumi: are you been serious?
You: of course I am! You know what?! Don’t talk to me!
*5 days later*
Yuji: that’s why you guys haven’t talked or seen each other?
Megumi: yeah
Gojo: heyyyyy!!! Nanamin!!! I wanna tell you something!!!
Nanami: Don’t call me like that.
Gojo: but…nanaminnnn it’s important!
Nanami: Leave me alone.
Gojo: come on!! Its important!!
Nanami: Fine! But, once you tell me. You leave me alone.
Gojo: you got it :)
Nanami: …
Gojo: ok! But just imagine going to the dentist and once you open your mouth he spits in it?!? (゚∀゚)
Nanami: ….why are you the why you are?