brownielover666

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You: Yeah, I Cleanse My House Every Week Or So

You: yeah, I cleanse my house every week or so

Megumi: that’s cool, but why?

You: you never know; there could be dark energies left behind by visitors

*yuji walks into the room*

Yuji: what’s up guys what are you- what’s that smell? I can’t breathe! It burns my skin!

You: hmmm, it’s that demon of yours

Megumi: wow, you weren’t lying

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brownielover666

2 years ago

Gojo: Geto, didn’t you wore that shirt yesterday?

Geto: well, everyone has that one shirt that they like to wear too much…

You: awww yeah, like my boyfriend’s shirt ♥️

Geto: shut the f*uck up, no one asked!

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brownielover666

2 years ago

Toji: wanna know something?

You: yeah, I guess so

Toji: every time I jump; my c♡ck hits my face

Toji: you got lucky; you have found yourself a man with a long and thicc c♡c-

You: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, DONT CARE!!!

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brownielover666

2 years ago

*yuji on the phone with megumi*

Megumi: so? are you here, or not?

Yuji: I think so?

Megumi: you think so? What does that mean?

Yuji: wait, is it the red house? Yeah?

Yuji: there’s a man with huge pecks outside?

Megumi:…that’s my dad…

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brownielover666

2 years ago

Do you guys think that gramps was hot when he was younger?

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brownielover666

2 years ago

You: ay babe? wanna try some of my noodles?

Yuji: ooo, heck yeah:)

*proceeds to feed Yuji some noodles*

Yuji: mmmm they’re really good. Especially the broth-

Sukuna’s mouth: hey! I wanna try some!

*you look at Yuji and then at sukuna*

Yuji: *smacks the mouth* hahaha, don’t listen to him, honey

Sukuna’s mouth: stupid brat! Don’t be selfish and let your girlfriend feed me too!

Yuji: shut up, dude

You: hahahaha, it’s fine. I don’t mind…

Yuji: you don’t have-

Sukuna’s mouth: shut it kid, she said, she don’t mind ;)

Yuji: pft, whatever

*brings the bowl near Yuji’s cheek and feeds Sukuna some noodles*

Sukuna: what the fuck?! For once in my life time I actually agree with you, stupid brat! It’s the broth that gives it that special kick!

You: glad you like it, sukuna

Sukuna: anytime sweet stuff

You: hahahaha *blushes*

Yuji: okay, quit flirting with my girl

Sukuna: Hahahaha, once I take full control of this body! I will totally bang the crap out of-

*shoves more noodles into his mouth*

You: okay…

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